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I am here for Friends

About Me

..
I think I'm getting the fear. Nonsense. We came
here to find the American Dream. Now that we're right
in the vortex, you wanna quit? You must realize,
man, we've found the main nerve.......
When is this thing goona stop? Stop?, Stop it! It
won't stop, It's never goona stop, man. Come on.
Let go. Quick, like a bunny. Hop! Hop! Come on.
Hop! Oh, you sniveling chicken shit bastard! Come
on. You fell, you fell. Let's go. You pushed me.
All right. Stay here and go to jail. I'm leaving.
Come on, you fiend!
I enjoy painting portraits of Barbra Streisand.
No I don't want a Complimentary Barbra Streisand
Ringtone sent to my cell.
I desperately need peace, rest...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I guess refer to my Heroes Section. I usually won't
complain about meeting anybody. Well unless of course
you're smug. In other words opinionated,
self-absorbed better than thou, my shit don't stink attitude.
Then I prolly don't wanna meet yah.

My Blog

Bikes vs Cars

msnbc - cars vs. bikes I don't care who you are, if you are a bicyclist, motorcyclist, or automobile driver the rules of the road flow through DMV.  Now I'm all for sticking it to the man when i...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:58:00 GMT

Arctic Blast 08

The media is going nuts about our drastic temperatures around the 27-41 degrees, dipping slightly into the teens at night.  I really don't see what we have to complain about.  It's windy, it...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Highspeed Street Racer

January 10, 2008 on my drive back from downtown Portland today heading south on Interstate 205.  I witnessed a handicap woman pulled over by a police officer.  She was operating one of those...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:53:00 GMT

No Play

  All work and no play makes dU$TiN!a dull boy.All work and no play makes dU$TiN!a dull boy.All work and no play makes dU$TiN!a dull boy.All work and no play makes dU$TiN!a dull boy.All work and ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:10:00 GMT

4/15 A Sunday not like most, A Lucky Day, You decide.

     12am, tick-tock, 2am, tick-tock, 4am, tick-tock, It still not time to wake her up and get ready, toss, turn, 5am tick tock,  7am ring-ring, It's finally morning, this is ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Federal Law Prompts Schools Stop Looking for Head Lice

The Wall Street Journal Thursday, June 1, 2006 Vol. CCXLVII NO. 127  Kink in Federal Law Is Prompting Schools to Stop Picking Nits Laissez- Faire Approach to Lice Minimizes Absenteeism, But ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:23:00 GMT

McDonalds & God(FW: Breakfast at McDonald's)

(the story is touching, but the comments are at the end, if you get bored skip ahead)Breakfast at McDonald's.This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 15:29:00 GMT

01-24-05 @ 4:07 am Abrupt Awaken

(forgive the typing, It was middle of the night, and what I was reading or listening too, well I had just awoken not any of the options I could chose) concept starts man is driving guys car and says ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 08:36:00 GMT

Something Dustinesque

Alpha-green tadpoles hopping and flopping about dancing in time to the magical carniverous creatures singing merrily to Christmas candle-light cheerleaders. Whims of worth-me lords, and discontinued...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 15:44:00 GMT

Paranoia: 1.0

Gloomy futuresc setting featuring a computer programmer in an antique appartment complex fighting for his sanity. The video footage is just artistically awesome. I highly recommend checking it out i...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:21:00 GMT