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About Me

I was born on the millenium.I am the millenium kitty.I do not smell of bananas but I am black. I take medicine weekly for my condition. Scabulous rankulus oxidatious mange.I feel much better now, although I cannot stem the flow of urine.

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anyone with plastic sheets.

My Blog

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HELLO I AM BEEVIL! WHEN DO YOU WANT ME TO CHEW THE HOLY GHOSTS HAIR OFF THEN? I WOULD HAVE SENT AN INSTANT MESSAGE OR SOMETHING BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. I AM ONLY A CAT AND LEFTY IS A SLIGHTLY BETTER CAT...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:23:00 GMT

I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE...

I AM BEEVIL. I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE BUT IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE THEN AT LEAST I MAY HAVE SPELT SOME WORDS RIGHT. FUCK IT, I'M ONLY A CAT AFTERALL. MY FRIEND LEFTY IS GREAT, WE CALL HIM THE BLACK MAMMOTH...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:52:00 GMT

JUST LIKE JUDAS PRIEST

i AM SCREAMING FOR VEANGENCE. THEY KEEP PUTTING GIN ON MY BREKKIES BOB AND ITS GETTIN SERIOUS NOW. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRIANGULATE IN THIS CONDITION. THE BASTARDS!
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:38:00 GMT

instruction on how to work out how old a cat is

Find out how old one leg is and multiply this number by four. So, for example, if one leg is 7 years old, 7 x 4 = 28. This rule applies to most breeds of domestic cat. If you cannot determine the age ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:57:00 GMT

BANG BANG I SHOT HER DOWN

WELL HELLO! Howdy and wahoola hoo to you one and all! I AM BA BA BEEVIL K YELTSIN. I AM WELL AND READY TO ROCK AND ROLL! BANG BANG BEEVIL! BOO HOO BEEVIL! MANY NAMES HAVE I! SEE MY KRISTMAS KITTY HAT....
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:26:00 GMT