[11:29]
MICHELLE: [crosses arms firmly, digs in heels and sticks out chin determinedly]
ME: [throws up arms at over-elaborate text pantomime]
MICHELLE: [GLARES]
[15:15]
ME: We just have that kind of friendship. The really really really easy kind. Where you don't actually have to talk about anything.
BINZ: Totes. Yep.
ME: But, I mean, if you want to share, I'm here for you, dude.
BINZ: It's the like, we-process-enough-with-the-girls-we're-sleeping-with kind of friendship.
[17:18]
ME: is this one of those queer sexual politics things where i'm going to need pronouns?
MICHELLE: i don't know. is "slutty" a gender?
[07:31]
MEL: oh yeah, i actually love powdered instant coffee cause to me it tastes like poverty and adventure
[21:52]
CURTIS: so really it's a matrix of 4 choices. Gay dudes: want casual sex and get casual sex. Straight dudes: want casual sex but don't get casual sex. Lesbians: don't want casual sex but get casual sex. Straight girls: don't want casual sex and don't get casual sex?
ME: i mean, broken down in to the polarized sides where whichever majority for that demographic determines those options.
CURTIS: if that's true, then the gay dudes and straight dudes should all have giant orgies, while the lesbians and straight girls can go have relationships together
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ME: that's going in my profile.
CURTIS: i'm so quotable it hurts.
ME: wait 'till the orgy starts.
[16:20]
ALEX: Where's an 8 ball when I need it?
ME: Up someone else's nose and on someone else's coffee table?
ALEX: No no. The MAGIC 8 balls
ME: oh.
[03:55]
KATE: I'm at work. just had some mardi gras cake, which tasted like coffee cake that had been baked by girls going wild.
ME: How does a cake taste like its been baked by topless coeds?
KATE: like light beer and low self-esteem
