Jake <belongs to Jillian> - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds I'm Jake. I'll have you know I've become indestructible. Determination that is incorruptable from the other side. A terror to behold. annihilation is unavoidable. Every broken enemy will know that their opponent had to be invincible. Take a last look around while you're alive, I'm an indestructible master of war.I'm married to the most beautiful woman in the world, Jillian. Don't insult her, unless you're willing to throw down with me. I love my wife and there's nothing I wouldn't do for her.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Guns, books, politics, business, computers, camping, hiking, knives, movies, food, culture, poetry, art, Improv

I'd like to meet:

Forest Griffin, Kimbo Slice, John Wayne, David Draiman, David Cross, and Napoleon

Music:

Mudvayne, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Disturbed, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Emery, Brand New, Ben Folds, The Devil Wears Prada, Jack Johnson, Bullet For My Valentine

Movies:

Lucky # Slevin, Street Kings, Boondock Saints, The crow, Aliens, Hell Raiser, Training Day, Godfather parts 1 and 2, Goodfellas, Casino, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Dawn of the Dead, Suicide Kings, Pans Labrynth, Legend, Labrynth, Land of the Dead

Television:

Scrubs, Battle Star Gallactica, Heroes

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The complete Zombie Survival Guide, The Heroin Diaries, Gun Monkies, suicide Squeeze, Shotgun Opera

My Blog

Growing up

So in the past 2 years that I've been in the Army I've done a good bit of maturing and growing up from the little boy I used to be, but today, well, over the past couple of weeks I've realised that I ...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:06:00 PST

I would have never guessed

That I'd feel insecure. Stressed. Scared. Alone...How do I handle this? It's eating me alive. Useless emotions that haunt me. Feelings that make the world turn gray. Where do I go? What do I do? I'm l...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:00:00 PST

Merry Fucking Christmas

This year, I get to play Scrooge. Its Christmas day and I'm God knows how many miles away from home. Today for company I have my room mate, Hill, and an assortement of weapons. I guess its a little b...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:44:00 PST

Bullet shells

2 Years since graduation almost. 1 year since I joined the Army. 7 months in Iraq so far. Things have changed. People have changed. Now before I start this blog, don't be under the impression that th...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:36:00 PST

I dunno

The past 2 weeks I've been rather confrontational with everyone. Why? No clue, maybe it was the 82 hours I worked in those weeks. Maybe, it's the fact that I know I'll be leaving here soon. Mayb...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Of roses and revolvers (I've always wanted to use that as a blog title)

Hypocrisy flows from behind your blood tainted lips as venom and filth spew from the forked tongues of politicians.... So I have'nt updated in quite some time. For those who don't kno...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

A sorrowful memoir

So essentially I'm being kicked out of my house. I have a month to either A) Lose the weight and join the militaryB) Enroll into a Tech SchoolC) Get an apartment and go to work full time Which would n...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

I love my life

Right now I am living as close to a perfect life as I think I can. Let me give you the run down. I wake up between 10 and 12, shower, get dressed, and head out the door. From there I ...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST

Art

I made some art!!!! http://artpad.art.com/?j1ymdy8jaqc http://artpad.art.com/?j1ympesonxc I've made more, but I don't feel like finding the links. And yes, I do have somewhat of a sappy side....
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST

A quick way to piss me off

Ya' know, I can understand wanting to spend time with your girlfriend and such, but it really pisses me off when I get blown off constantly for your latest fuck. Ok, this is my last summer here,...
Posted by Jake [[belongs to Jillian]] on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST