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Marty

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About Me

Hi, I'm Martin , I'm 21 and I'm from Glasgow. Feel free to get in touch, it'd be nice to hear from you. Honest.
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My Interests

Talkin shit, making snide comments to people Always to their face.) and generally being a sarkie bastard are what gets me through the day.

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Page and Dick Valentine. And my comedy and film heroes: Sam Raimi,Bruce Campbell, Vince Vaughn, Zach Braff, Patrick Stewart, Christopher Lee, Jack Black,Dave Spikey. And also Godzilla, Keef Richards and Amy Lee... And women. As long as they're fun and like the same mad stuff as me. Like Alan Partridge, and Spaced. Oh yeah, and the time-travelling Larold Lesnar.

Music:

Led Zeppelin(Greatest band of all time EVER),and in no particular order... The Beach Boys, Velvet Underground, The Who, Electric Six, RHCP, The Cult, The Cure, John Frusciante, The Smiths, Morrissey, Gn'R, Velvet Revolver, Robert Plant, Muse, Tenacious D, The Ramones, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Robert Johnson, The Blues Brothers Band, Death From Above 1979, Eagles Of Death Metal, QOTSA, Foo Fighters, DVDA, Virtually ANYTHING from the eighties (especially Duran Duran).

Movies:

Again, no order... Old School, Talladega Nights, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Escape From New York, Blues Brothers, Empire Strikes Back, Silent Hill, Anchorman, FFVII: Advent Children Shaun Of The Dead, The Living Dead films, Evil Dead trilogy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Maniac Cop, High Fidelity, Monty Python movies, Jabberwocky, Twelve Monkeys, Anything by Trey Parker and Matt Sone, Pirates of the Carribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Uncle Buck, The Goonies, Aliens, Fight Club, Zombie Flesh Eaters (Just for the image at the end of all the zombies invading New York - that's iconic stuff that), Mallrats, Ghost World, Spidey films, Flight Of The Navigator, Bill and Ted films, Matrix (just the first one!), From Dusk til Dawn trilogy, Apocalypse Now Redux, Taxi Driver, Godfather trilogy, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Big Trouble In Little China, Godzilla movies (Jap - only, and a few are gash.), Short Circuit (Johnny 5 alive!), Back to the Future Trilogy!(I LOVE THOSE FILMS!!!!) Resevoir Dogs, Mr.Deeds, Donnie Darko, And trillions more that I can't be arsed typing out or remembering the names of... :)

Television:

Scrubs and Sopranos are the programmes I go out of my way to see. Lucky they're on the same channel on the same night really.

Books:

The Stand, Discworld. Shit-all else (Although Tom Holt is entertaining.)

My Blog

Allah hangs his head in shame... But Mohammed's pissing himself.

So what have we all to look forward to hear in Glasgow now? I'll tell you - too many police in the streets. Armed and jumpy as well Too many people getting pulled over for driving "suspiciously". Thos...
Posted by Marty on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

Well I'll be...

Finally got a flat! Sarah and I should be all moved in and sorted by this time next week... YAS! It's next to kelvinbridge underground and has a lovely view of the area. Oh, and there will be a mother...
Posted by Marty on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

Drugs, Guns n' Booze. And Women (Sadly) With Morals.

Had a Helluva busy week. Oklahoma was on (Thanks if you came to see it, if not then what's wrong with you?), and was quite successful. It was even complete with a cameo by myself in the fight scene on...
Posted by Marty on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me, a fucking choir boy!"

That's what I said to Satan tonight when he tried to argue with me.Yeah, fine. It was Arnie. I was watching End of Days. You got me, Satan ain't real. Now get fucked four eyes, and read my blog.So Bri...
Posted by Marty on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:41:00 PST

The Joys of Being a Technological Retard!

Yes, I finally have access to file - sharing, meaning that I can now go listen to stuff that I'm too damn cheap/won't put the effort into finding! Like Colin Hay (Probably best known as the guy with t...
Posted by Marty on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Holla holla homies

i'm back, bitches. Net is kinda working. Kinda.... Will blog as soon as something interesting happens. Marty ...
Posted by Marty on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Look, I wrote this without swearing, I did!

Won't be online for a while folks, very sorry... BT are upgrading my line to 8 meg, apparently. This shouldn't have cut off my net access, however I just had to go and reset my router to get the Wii o...
Posted by Marty on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

Apologies for the geekery contained within, but it's well worth it!

I got a Wii!!!!!! Therefore I had to tell everyone through the majesty of blogging! And yes, Zelda is bloody brilliant. Just having trouble hooking it up to my Wi-fi network, apart from that I love it...
Posted by Marty on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

WARNING TO LADIES: MAY CONTAIN FOOTBALL. AND MILD XENOPHOBIA.

Well, now that my beloved Rangers FC has had a wash and got the French off it's proverbial face, what happens? Hire George Burley. He's got a point to prove against Vlad and would be well up to t...
Posted by Marty on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

Well bugger me sideways...

Actually, please don't. It's bad manners. And guess what? Im typing this blog on my brand-spanking new laptop! I 've actually taken time out of Football Manager '07 for this (£9 it cost me. Yas!)...
Posted by Marty on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST