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About Me

I'm the type of dude who will tell you his entire life story the first time I meet you, ESPECIALLY if I know I may never see you again. I'm also the type of dude who will take off his clothes and jump in a lake a 2 in the morning, just because I'm looking for something to do. I focus on the future rather than dwell on the past, although it is sometimes hard to do. I took an IQ test and scored in the genius level, although I don't consider myself a genius by any means. I sing. For people and when I'm by myself. That doesn't matter. Don't be scared if I decide to randomly serenade you. Thats just what I do. I often go long periods of time without bathing. But don't worry. It's just a phase. Maybe. I still make sure I smell nice. I believe that God sent his only Son to earth to die for me, a horrible sinner, so that I may have eternal life, and for that I am forever grateful and will live out the rest of my days following Jesus Christ. That doesn't mean you have to believe the same thing. But it does mean I have a testimony I would love to share about how I came about this whole Christianity thing.

My Interests

This, my friends, is my pastor.

I'd like to meet:

Patrick Swayze, as long as he would touch me inappropriately.

Music:

Did you know that Jesus is a hardcore fan? Its true. Well how else can you explain how all the best hardcore bands are Christian? Norma Jean, underOath, As I Lay Dying, the Chariot, August Burns Red. The list goes on, but only gets better....

Movies:

I enjoy movies in which animals partake in human sporting events, only to become the best player on their team.

Television:

24, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Salute Your Shorts, Pete and Pete, Doug Nick Swardon on Reno 911 Comedy Central

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Books:

My Bible. Alternative Press.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ. Jack Bauer. Dwight K. Schrute. Air Bud.

My Blog

To Write Love On Her Arms.

I'm sure that most people have seen the shirts. I've been wearing it, I know many others who do as well. But what does it mean? Inside every shirt is a story. A sad story at th...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

The story of the Wrist (and probably some other stuff...)

As I write this, I am uncertain of my future. If you were to ask me where I am going to be in 6 months, I will have no answer for you because really, God is the only one who knows that. 3 ...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST

Out for the season.

So it turns out I have a hairline fracture in my wrist. I guess I've been playing with it for about a week now. I have no idea how I got it, but I played through the pain hoping that ...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:44:00 PST

RIP Papa

Last night around 10:30 pm, my grandpa passed away. I could sit here and write a huge blog about how dying is all a part of living and crap like that, but I'm not going to. All I want to s...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST

My Car: The Beast

I just wanted to throw this out there, but from now on, whenever you hear me refer to something as 'The Beast', just know that I will be speaking about my car. I got in what should have been a r...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Transitions: The Next Chapter

In the past, I would have never really considered myself a so-called "man of faith". That doesn't mean that I didn't believe, it just meant that when I felt called to go out of my comfort zone a...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST

Jeremy's Luck With Cars

So I had never had any problems with cars until a few months ago. Since then, it has all been crap. So here I have my luck with cars, starting with the first incident about a year and a ha...
Posted by Jeremy on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:22:00 PST

Maturity Through Christ.

I have been looking at my life recently, wondering exactly how in the world I got to the place I am at today. The series of events that have led me to this point seem all out of place to me, and...
Posted by Jeremy on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:32:00 PST

Late night, Can't sleep.....LEARN SOMETHIN ABOUT ME!

Boredom and a late night have led to me wasting my time with a stupid survey......ENJOY! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jeremy Vincent JohnstonBirthday:11/22/1986Birthplace:Sacramento,...
Posted by Jeremy on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

Long awaited blog from the sexiest man alive.

Well, here I sit, tuesday night with nothing to do, so hey, why not post a blog. Why? Because it will take time, and time is something I love to waste. So, I'm back living at home now...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST