Nokomis Boy © / SparkPlug

Let's see....My name Kevin Emmons aka Nokomis Boy aka Spark Plug. I'm 22 years old & i live in Nokomis, Al. I'm a huge fan of MMA. I currently train with & fight with TEAM TITAN MMA. It's official: i've become one of those guys who yells at the TV. My mom thinks i'm a Virgin. I play with Matches & run with Scissors. I've come 2 realize that self awareness is a bitch. In order 2 avoid the Bird Flu, i've quit giving mouth-2-mouth 2 my duck. I've grown tolerant 2 pepper spray. I have an abnormal fear of Alex Trebek. I'm a Wedgie Expert. I'm a Jackass of all trades. I seem 2 think if Captain Kirk went Beserk, well there goes the whole damn Enterprise.I'm what Willis was talking about. Bo Diddley or Jack Squat, i don't know either of them. I think Reality TV is overrated. Huke on Fonics reely wurked fer mee, I Pee in Pools. I don't get out of the Shower 2 Pee....hell, sometimes i don't even get out of Bed 2 do so. Strong believer that Beer Heals All Wounds. I spent 4 years attending The School of Hard Knocks, graduate of Who's There. My therapist doesn't listen 2 me. I learned 2 play an instrument because i already mastered Farting. I'm a Huge Fan aswell as a Proud Participant of the Scratch & Sniff...lol. I have a thing 4 Female Faggots(LESBIANS). I do my own stunts.......ETC. Well, Enough about ME, what do u think about ME???