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King Jon The 1st

Quit your Bitchin and Start Complainin!

About Me

LIMITED TIME ONLY! FREE DOWNLOADS OF MY MOVIES ARE AVAILABLE!

The pictures are a good enough Physical Description, I make Movies For Fun, I will be rich one day because of it, I used to go to college at IADT, I'm usually at Work, Tech Ass. and Banquet Setup and Service

My Interests

Movies. I make them. I watch them. they're a major part of my life.
Computers.
Playing Football.
Paintball.
and Stuff.
Crazy Moments, even if I can't get them on tape...

"I Knew it, I'm Surrounded By Assholes.Keep Firing Assholes!"
DON'T CLICK HERE!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is willing to want to meet me...
Plus the followin people: George A. Romero is the number one person because I wanna shake his hand and say thank you for everything you have done to help me relize my dream...

George Carlin makes the list as well, you really have to hand it to him, if it wern't for him, you wouldn't be able to say any of your favorite words on television...
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Red Tide Films Coming SoonWhy you sneeky Bastage! I'm a gonna Rip off your Dork and Naail it to da wall! I'm a gonna toss your bells into a meat Grinder! I'm gonna Tear off your Arms and shove em up your Icehole!

Music:

Mushroomhead.
Slipknot.
Static-X.
System of a Down.
Korn.
Mudvayne.
DevilDriver.
Insane Clown Posse.
Twiztid.
Anybody Killa.
The Killers.
Flock of Seagulls.
Gorillaz.
Infected Mushroom.
Oakenfold.
Prodigy.
Crystal Method.
Rob Zombie.
Limp Bizkit.
Motorhead.
Linkin Park.
MurderDolls.
Bleeding Through.
Cradle of Filth.
Moby.
John Williams.
Kiss.
Ozzy Osbourne.
The Bloodhound Gang.
The Barenaked Ladies.
"I Wanna See The Grilled Cheese Man..."

Movies:

The Kentucky Fried Movie.
the Goonies.
Stand By Me.
Hook.
Traning Day.
Friday.
Jackass the Movie.
Good Fellas.
Scarface.
Kung Pow.
the Warriors.
Romper Stomper.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Labrynth.
Ledgend.
Willow.
Krull.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Plus Many, Many More...

"Yea, I bet it was more exciting than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the Bathroom" "Even more Amazing then that time you saved the old people from that Nursing home Fire." "Yea, and More Amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's Pizza" "Ok Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come to my house to use the bathroom... But his Sister DID!"

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Television:



"Have you been watching the Mickey Mouse Club Lately? I think Anettes Tits are getting Bigger..."
"Yea, I definitly noticed that the A and the E are starting to Curve."

Heroes:

George A. Romero and John Landis.
Tarantino has great shots and stories but he comes off as an arragant prick...