I'm just a laid back dude that likes to laugh and have a lot of fun. I'm the type that will try most things once. I believe in having faith and living life to the fullest while you're here. Know what i'm sayin? Plus, I do stand up comedy and I just quit my job for it full time. What a fucking dumbass!!! lol Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay
Birthday: 2/4/74
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: Asshole Tennessee
Eye Color: Dark Brown, but they look black
Hair Color: Black with gray ever millionth hair
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Black maybe latino, i'm still investigating
The Shoes You Wore Today: run down MJ's at work
Your Weakness: a great ass and nice feet
Your Fears: Not being remembered for a damn thing!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni x10 plus extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Becoming a full time professional comedian
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don' t use it right now but i guess it would be...lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: This fucking Job again!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: when i get sleepy fuck nuts!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: playing basketball before I hurt my knee
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Coleman's Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffeee
Do you Smoke: recreational
Do you Swear: Hell motherfucking nawww!!!
Do you Sing: yep like a shot dog!!
Do you Shower Daily: Try to
Have you Been in Love: a few times
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: fuck you
Do you belive in yourself: You damn right
Do you get Motion Sickness: When a fat bitch is riding me
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no, I only weigh myself once every hour
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell yeah me and moms is cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: when i'm bonin
Do you play an Instrument: drums and the ass bongos
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yeah with a crazy Mexican
In the past month have you Smoked: what? depends
In the past month have you been on Drugs: It aint drugs it's herbal supplements
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does my hand count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: damn right
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Naw i aint got a girlfriend right now
In the past month have you been on Stage: going on stage tonight
In the past month have you been Dumped: No that happened in November
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No pool in the hood dog
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not intentionally
Ever been Drunk: fuck yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Hell no
Ever been Beaten up: Does the captain of the football team count?
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: in some ass
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: don't matter
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: 5'5 and under
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: something showing dat ass
Number of Drugs I have taken: none: weed don't count
Number of CDs I own: who knows dey all bootleg anyway
Number of Piercings: two in ears
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No doing what's on my heart to do
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