Sweeney Todd Review |
After viewing Tim Burton's latest film, Sweeney Todd, I am left with one sweet after thought: Merry Christmas. This hemoglobin drenched Holiday classic will bring forth joy and glee for all. ages. Set...
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:02:00 PST |
Nothing German about Valencia |
If you have been to the movies lately, watched television, or even logged on to myspace chances are you have seen the new add campaign for recruiting Florida's youth to enroll in what some 40 year old...
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:33:00 PST |
The Word: ciENEMA |
Which brings us to tonight's word: ciENAMA! If the liberal media wasn't doing enough to push the gay agenda ("So You Think You can Dance"), they have now turned to the box office to start their new re...
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST |
A Night in Paris |
4 hours of drunk guest, cell phone not working, direction on notebook paper, women driving, parking garage, long line, forced pictures,15 minutes late = 5 dollars extra, under 21 equals mark of the be...
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST |
Retirement Way Over Due by Cassandra Gomez and Alex Nelson |
Carson Dailey
Carson is a washed up MTV PDIDDY ass kissing TRL hosting wannabe ELLEN DEGENERESS donkey jackoffing the very penis so he can taste the fruit of life from better late night hosting profes...
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST |
How Come? |
How come when the most miniscule meaningless possession goes missing it drives you insane? I'm not missing my hat, i'm missing my sanity.
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST |
The Hair Must Go a Short Story by P.A. Nelson |
So as of right now this is the last 24 hours with my hair, we've gone through a lot seen some shit, from my akward junior picture which was to long to be cool and to short to be long ,to the fucking l...
Posted by thePaulAlexandre on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST |
