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♫♡☆Martha☆♡♫

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About Me


Hi everyone, my name's Martha, i'm 20 and i live with my boyfriend Rich in Tewkesbury.

I Love: Rich, My family and friends, My best mate Dani, Going out, Bars, Nice restaurants, Staying in with friends, Drinking, Shopping, Music, Drum and bass nights, Going to the cinema, Driving, Doing nice things for people, When it's 5pm on a friday and i'm walking out of work, Long hot showers, People that make me smile, People that make me laugh, Staying in bed when it's raining outside, Cuddles, Reminiscing, Getting ready to go out, Roast dinners, Kisses, When everything is clean and tidy, Getting wrecked and talking complete crap to people, Going on holidays, My mobile, Being random to spin people out, My dog Basil, Cheese, Clothes, stretching, Having a wee when i've held it in for ages, Dancing, Hickups, GHD's, Waking up naturaly-knowing i've had enough sleep!

I Hate: All insects (sorry dudes, you scare the s*** out of me), The thought of dying, People who think they're better than you, Patronising people, Chavs, People who go slower than the speed limit, Liars, Any sort of nuts...urghh, People who get up your ass when you're driving, Disrespectful people, People who judge you when they don't even know you, Not knowing what's after life, Bitchyness, Thugs, People who don't respect your beliefs, Mushrooms, Cruelty to animals, People who go round starting fights for no reason, Monday mornings, Conflict, When i have to grate cheese (i get scared that i'll grate my fingernails), War, Bullies, Terrorists, People who give you filthy looks, Tony Blair, Things that go on in the world that i can't change-like Global Warming etc, When i over-sleep?

Below are some pictures of me and some of my friends xxx


ALL ABOUT xX~Smirf~Xx!!
Full Name:: Martha Garland
Birthday:: 17th June 1987
Birthplace:: Cheltenham
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Blonde
Height:: 5ft 6
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
My Worst Habit:: Biting!
Zodiac Sign:: Gemini
Shoe Size:: Size 5
Pants Size:: 8
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Nope, my Dad lives in Cheltenham and my Mum lives in Tewkesbury
Your Weakness:: I give in to things too easliy
Your Fears:: All insects and the thought of dying
Your Perfect Pizza:: Lots of cheese
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Well...it depends what i've done the night before and what i've got to do that day
Your Best Physical Feature:: My right elbow....it's lush!! I get compliments all the time. Haha!!
Your Bedtime:: Whenever i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory:: School
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Pink
Food?: Cheese
Sport?: To watch-boxing, to do-swimming
Animal?: Dog
Ice Cream?: Ben and Jerry's cookie dough mmmmmmmm
Song?: At the moment it's: In my system
Letter?: M
Number?: 17
Holiday?: Ibiza
Season?: Summer...but not too hot
Radio Station?: Radio 1
Perfume?: I prefer wearing blokes...it smells nicer..so anything blokey lol
Scent besides perfume?: Petrol lol
Body part on the opposite sex?: Hands and eyes!
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Turn ons:: Making me laugh
Turn offs:: Show offs
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Dani
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Tom
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Tom, i've known him since we were in play group together-bless him, he's ace. Funniest lad i know! You're one of a kind..never change!!
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Love
Worst Feeling?: Sundays...feeling ill from the weekend and knowing you've got work in the morning
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: Pavement lol
Let's look at the: Sell by date before you eat that! hehe
What a nice: Piece of cheese that lady has on her plate
Where did all the: Toilet roll go?
Why can't we: All be naked!! wuhooooooooo
Silly, little: Fish
Isn't it weird that: You're actually reading this retarded survery that i've filled in
I wish: I had unlimited wishes
Everyone has a: Right to their own opinions
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yes
Mooned Someone?: Yes
Skipped School?: Yes
Slept Outside?: Yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes
Cheated On Someone?: No!!
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yes, but haven't we all?!?!
Drank Alcohol?: Yes
Smoked?: Yes
Been On Stage?: Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yes
Been Drunk?: Yes
Been Called A Tease?: Yes, hehe
DO YOU
Swear?: Yes, the odd word slips out now and again but i don't make a habbit of it
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want To Get Married?: Maybe
Get Along With Your Parents?: Yeah, they're both amazing...love you both!!!!
Play An Instrument?: Yeah, the guitar. Can play the piano and drums a little bit. (Also, i'm awesome at playing the recorder and triangle haha)
THIS OR THAT
McDonald's or Burger King?: Neither urgh!!
Single or Group Dates?: Both are fun
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Veggies-I'm a vegetarian
TV or Movie?: TV, i like documentaries and real life programmes. Don't really watch soaps. I watch hollyoaks now and again though, it's pretty cool
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese
Blind or Deaf?: Blind, i couldn't live without music and i wouldn't care about not seeing people, you get along with their personality, not what they look like
CAN YOU
Whistle?: Yes
Blow A Bubble?: If you're talking about gum, only if i stretch it out, flatten it, stick it to my face and then just blow out
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Nope :-(
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Nope :-(
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Pretty much
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Rich
You Talked To On The Phone:: Rich
You Instant Messaged:: Gaz
You Hugged:: Rich
You Yelled At:: My mum
You Played A Sport With:: Rich
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: This morning
Time You Cried?: About an hour ago
Movie You Watched?: This random weird thing on normal TV in the middle of the night..i wasn't really watching it though
Song You've Sung?: Painkiller
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Sat at the computer
Are You Listening To Music?: Yes
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Probably..not aliens or anything though and not in this universe, otherwise we would have found them by now
Magic?: No
Love at first sight?: No
God?: No
Satan?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Evolution?: Yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: Not fussed..does it really matter!!!
Fav Hair Color:: Not bothered
Short or Long Hair:: Either will do
Height:: Not really bothered but would prefer them to be taller than me if had the choice
Weight:: Not really bothered but if i had the choice, i would prefer them to be bigger than me
Best Clothing Style:: Anything as long as it's trendy and suits them
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Australia
Number Of CD's I Own:: I don't keep count...who does!?
Where do you think we go when we die?: Somewhere better than here hopefully!!!
What is something scientists need to invent?: Cure for Cancer
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: The moon to get some cheese
What is the worst weather?: Rain
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: No
How many grades have you failed?: None
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My Interests

Below are some pictures of me, rich and some of our friends...all mad and crazy in their own way xxxx

Here's my gorgeous little fella Basil. He's my little baby-Love him! Anyone who knows him will love him and tell you how ace he is!


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I'd like to meet:

Any one who is interesting or anyone with a good sense of humour. I would also really love to meet a Chinese man with a Jamaican accent and a Pakistani with an Australian accent. if you know anyone with these descriptions please let me know

Music:

? I LOVE DRUM AND BASS ? but also loving: Funky House, Electro, Bloc Party (Awesome LIVE!!!) Oasis, Basement Jaxx, The Kooks, Lily Allen, Jamie T, Kate Nash, Amy Winehouse, Arctic Monkeys, Calvin Harris, The Klaxons, The Fratellis, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc!!!

Movies:

Butterfly Effect, American History X, Shawshank Redemption, Ghost, Annie, Borat, The Green Mile, The Business, Pulp Fiction, Misery, Human Traffic, Aristocats, The Rescuers and The Little Mermaid off the top of my head, but i love films and i"ll watch anything once!!!

Television:

Top Gear, Lost, Heroes, Grand Designs, Deal or no deal, Hollyoaks, Shipwrecked and Spongebob square pants xxxx

Books:

I'll give any book a read if i've heard good things about it....whether i'll finish it or not is a different story lol xxxx

Heroes:

!!!!!!!MuM, dAd, RiCh, BrOtHeR sAm, FaMiLy & BaSiL!!!!!!!

Please give some TLC to my cute little pets xxxx



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