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Future Sailor

HOLY FCUK!What am I doing!?

About Me

I miss TEESSIDE :( I'm 24, live in stockton and am an Aircraft engineer in the navy. Spent 3 yrs at tesside uni then got a job gettin paid for doin not a lot which got a bit dull so ended up joinin the RN. Live in stamford during the week (its like a big emmerdale, only with more pubs, less drama and an RAF base down the road from it) but like to come home on weekends for a propper teesside night out :D Usually boro or yarm but you can't beat a filthy night in zanzi once in a while, the place is hilarious, it's stuck in the 90's, love it!! Otherwise I'll normally be in either the fairfield or the masham with my fellow stockly runners (chirstmas stockly is gonna be wazz!!). Like keepin fit, snowboarding when I get the chance and watching shit films and listening to even shitter music! 80's all the way! Appologies for the crappy profile page but dunno how to actually get a decent background up and I don't like using facebook coz its pretty shit to be honest. Life's ambitions are to actually get steven seagal and Jean claude van dammage to have a fight, just so I can prove to the world (and tez) that van dammage would whoop his ass (chuck norris would have to ref it!) and to go to afghanistan next year and come back alive! That's the shortened version of it all anyway, feel free to add or say hello!

My Interests

Nights out, Gym, Running, Cinema, Snowboarding, Pro Evo

I'd like to meet:

Wouldn't be to arsed about meeting them on the street but I'd love to go for a night out with Jean Claude Van Dammage, Ike Turner and Charlie Sheen. My god there'd be some fun on that outing :D and Tony Harrison from the mighty boosh coz he's fookin hilarious!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Depends what mood i'm in. We Are Scientists FUNKY! Bloc Party, Futureheads, The Shins, The Streets, The Klaxons, Hadouken, Maximo Park and for some reason I've been listenin to a lot of Rick James recently. There's loads more but I really can't be arsed writing them all.

Movies:

Back to the Future 1,2 & 3 (all classics) Napoleon Dynamite (hilarious) Dumb and Dumber (even more hilarious) Anchorman "You're a dirty pirate hooker!"

Television:

Scrubs Family Guy The Mighty Boosh American Dad Top Gear Peep Show (funniest thing on TV......when its on)

Books:

Havnt read anything for ages :s

Heroes:

Mr T Chuck Norris The Johnson Sandy from the O.C. Josh Lewsey

My Blog

Who's smoother?Carl or Billy Dee Williams

This is a harder one than you'd think because apart from skin colour (Carl's on slightly more milk bottle white than Williams) they have a lot in common i.e. both have little porno tashes.........nope...
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST