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The Devil Wears Primark

Trafalgar Square was flat until I walked past...

About Me

Hi, I'm Will. I live in the gloriously filthy resort of Brighton with a militant Trotskyist lesbian, two goldfish, and a Bonsai tree for company.[NB. Bonsai tree now dead, and goldfish at death's door, currently swimming in what can only be described as soup. Lesbian still alive and kicking, despite my best attempts to the contrary!]I work for a consumer and entertainment PR agency, which mainly involves loitering around the door at various events, smoking and drunkenly shouting "If your name's not down, you're not coming in!" at people.In my spare time, I also like to embarrass myself in public. girls layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Reading trashy horror novels, learning football chants to try and prove how macho I am, listening to stuff on repeat on my iPod until the battery dies, recharging my iPod, sleeping on my front, and generally kicking everyone's ass at frisbee.

I'd like to meet:

People who value the importance of spelling, punctuation and grammar.

Music:

"They tried to make me go to Rehab, but I said NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO!"

Movies:

Really into 'Howl's Moving Castle' at the moment.

Television:

The first two episodes of Torchwood, before it got a bit shit...

Books:

'The Rules of Attraction' by Brett Easton Ellis.

My Blog

Festive Round-Up

Well, we're already two weeks into January, and I haven't had chance to even think about blogging all the things that happened to me over the festive period. So, to cut a long story short, here i...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

Lesbian Faux Pas

So The Lesbian and I were just out Christmas shopping, and I was buying my Godmother a very fetching set of earrings from M&S, when who should join the queue behind us but an absolutely stunning-l...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

Will vs Jordan (Round 2)

After careful consideration, I've recently decided that Katie Price is definitely stalking me. After that first magical night out together at Revenge (read the blog, Ignoramo!), she seems to...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

I believe it was Olivia Newton John who once said...

"Let's get Physical! PHYSICAL!"Well, I'm now about three weeks into my new regime of early mornings down the Gym with my personal trainer / drill sergeant Toby (of whom, I have to say, I am ...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

Birthday... 24

What better way to usher in my 24th year on this fair planet than to wake up next to quite an attractive 18 year-old."Hello, " I croaked, through a mouth like Gandhi's flip flop. "You're pretty. Erm.....
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

The further drunken exploits of one man and his trusty Lesbian...

I don't know what it is about Sunday afternoons, but yet again The Lesbian and I ended up getting totally wasted and staying out until the early hours of the morning, carousing and generally maki...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

It's only Rock and Roll...

Went to see the Rock Star's band play again yesterday afternoon. Ended up getting absolutely twatted on organic cider (quelle surprise!), but somehow managed to avoid making my usual drunken...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

Old Year's Resolutions

Recently, The Other Lesbian was cleaning out her room when she stumbled across a list of New Year's Resolutions we had made together on 1 January 2004. It makes quite interesting reading, if only due ...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

Off The Boil

As I begin my slow yet inevitable slide towards 24 (two weeks today and counting), I can literally feel the world around me begin to unravel. Wood rots to pulp, metal blisters to rust, and strang...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

Do these things. Be like me.

Just in case any of you are the slightest bit interested, here is a short list of things that I'm into this month...        &nbs p;   &n...
Posted by The Devil Wears Primark on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST