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Shiny_Toy_Kellance

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About Me

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Kellance Loves

Joe
Shopping
Goon Troop
Joe
Lager
Laughter
Randomness
Being a little different
Shoes
Colour
Pubbing
Cheese and chips
Squash
My best friend
Tea
Long drives
Photos
Sleep
Girlie nights
Kisses and Cutches
Feeling safe in his arms
Take-aways
Gigs
Money
H&M

Joe
He is sex on toast...
quite clearly
I love him more...
than cheese and chips
I love the person i am...
now im with him
and i wouldn't change things...
for the world
Kellance i want to sex you on toast because...
The important people:
♥ Joe, Jon, Jodie, Beeza, Shell, Lee, Carl, Kirsty, Katie, Gemma, Greg, Carla, Kay, Bowen♥

My Interests

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Heroes:

”We should get jerseys cause we make a great team,
But yours would look better than mine, cause you're outta my league
And I know that it's so cliche to tell you that everyday I spend with you is the new best day of my life “


&hearts Thepeoplethatmakemylife ♥

My Blog

Katie ♥

I ♥ Olly Sykes (y)But i can't go see him (n)thou...I♥ Montycoz she makes me styling songs like this:"katie on kelly: kelly by katie pour vous" kellance le fanny worlock is my lob...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

I set my fanny on fire

Today everyone died..but me and jodie survived and had a wankas we ate the pond1. Name one person who made you smile today? Jodie when she farted on my drive "Quack quack" 2. What were you doing at 8...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Welsh (y)

Lol @ Mine and Owains stupidity. We hadn't a clue so we thought we'd guess rofl. Cyfieithwch y terminoleg canlynol Content - teledu Rhyme - rhymiau Metaphor - ficer Image - cloc Repetition - rep...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

My new invention!

By the power of me i have now created an amazing new thingy that will prove how much of a weirdo jonnance is =D! Yes mayte!*Drum roll*... The Almighty Spoungeolator..This device will now prove that Jo...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

THE AUTOMATIC

Me and the ieu went to see the automatic last night in the clwb ifor bach! Was immense =D! We met them, talked bout random crap, had stuff signed and had pictures with them all and and and viva machin...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:18:00 PST

=[

Bored shitless (y)Welsh exam tomorrow, have i revised? (n)Hungry (y)Cant wait till xmas time (y)Want a cuppa but is there any milk here (n)So bored considering going to sleep (y)Needs a cuddle (y)(y)(...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

JON THE GAY CATERPILLA PERV

Jon the gayo caterpilla perv meets a sexy beast of a caterpilla Jono the gay cabbage perv: Hmmm i wonder where those caterpillas could be, i aint been laid in ten million years. Sexy caterpilla babe: ...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

Noooooob

Kellance=boredWork= crapolaDrink=VoddieKellance=HappyJodance= Noob headJon= Fish sex disease boyFluffy Boots = brown and ickyKellance = TiredKellance = Going to sleepy...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:01:00 PST

I LIKE APPLES...they make me bouncy =D!

ONE MILLION AND TWELVE red apples One million and twleve... Green apples One million and twelve... Purple apples... SAT IN A LAKE =D xxx...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

Random crap and some lovely lyrics =)!

Well the last few weeks have been erm....interesting. Having loadsa fun with the mates as usual =). love you guys =). Gigs, 6th form party, bithdays and just hanging round being random crazy loons =D!...
Posted by Shiny_Toy_Kellance on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST