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"tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps into this petty pace from day to day until the last sylable of recorded time, and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusky death. out out brief candle life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is herd no more. tis a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing..."hey i'm Izzy, an 19 year old Haverfordwestian super mum! i live on the top floor of a humungous white house in chaverfordwest with the love of my life mister bunny, our phenomenal daughter evie and funky assed chameleons rhubarb and custard!!! i miss smoking...not a day goes by when i dont imagine the filter of a perfectly created blue drum rollie being softly placed between my lips! i would currently consider murder for a 8 hour block of solid dreamless sleep!!! i adore the blissful creations of nintendo. namely snes and wii.... i quite enjoy the lighter feeling i get after a good old trip to the flushable throne. Am soon to be dawdling round the beatiful countryside in my clio penelope,but never fear for i shall warn you when i m finally on the road!!! I MADE FUDGE!!!! and can now make 'custard like mums do'!!! how cool am i!?!?! woop woop. spooning is the new intercouse i will have you know!!! am also sponsering ginger bakes to take over the world hand in hand with apple tango! Xx you love it!!!!TWICE!!! xXx"and when he wakes, its time to feed him, horny baby's bin dreamin about breast feedin. and who can blame him cos breasts are great, but not on a dinner plate, i like milk from the fridge nice and cold... guess i'm just getting old!" Get your layout at ShowProfile.com .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a fish with a sphincter, someone...anyone who can inform me: -if dead men can ejaculate!?!?!- -what freakin noise kangaroo's make!?!?!- -WHY IT IS GREEN!?!?!- -and if a goose is a goose and more than one goose are geese...then a moose is a moose and more than one moose are still moose...then surely more than one moose is a chocolate moose....right???-
You scored as Mudvayne. Your band is MUDVAYNE!You are a quick-whited, energetic person. You have a deep pashion for heavy metal music. After you have realised you have over-reacted, you calm down quickly.

Mudvayne


81%

Metallica


81%

KoRn


69%

Rammstein


56%

Static-X


56%

System of a Down


38%

Marilyn Manson


25%

Slipknot


19%
What Metal Band Are You!?
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You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.

Peter Pan


100%

Goofy


88%

Sleeping Beauty


75%

The Beast


63%

Cinderella


56%

Pinocchio


56%

Ariel


44%

Donald Duck


38%

Snow White


25%

Cruella De Ville


6%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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