Captain zmack:
the singular fluctuation between creator and destroyer,
original member of the universal community of dicktators,
also known as “The Schmierdienstâ€, ruling with an iron fist
over several planet-systems in the fucking big, wide universe.Trouble makers and bullshiting antagonists will be regardlessly
lacerated to dust by a strict controlled regiment of down-and-dirty
plasma-tank-battle-insects - in the wink of an eye.Zmack often is on vacation on mother earth and loves to drink beer,
big bang on the rocks and thunder gargler with some extra-punch.Blablablabla....In short:
zmack is the boss in the fucking monkey house and the rest of
of you suckaz is nobodies! (Even though your parents might
say something else!!!)