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Lars

nothing says classy like an icecube in your bong

About Me

i moved to seattle at the beginning of september. i love this weather. i've spent lots of time trying to find a job and friends. minimal luck on both counts. but that's fine. i like to pirate movies that i've always wanted to see but i'm too embarassed to rent. i sleep on an aerobed and it's really comfortable. the only downfall is right when i wake up and i think i'm 3 feet from the floor but i'm actually 8 inches....and i fall out of bed and it would be really funny to anyone watching but it's not that funny to me.i'm into accepting things. i haven't seen everything (no even close) but you can't shock me because it all just gets absorbed. i enjoy when people try though. i like to wear legwarmers and prance around my apartment. i haven't had a real artistic outlet for 6 months and it's starting to get on my nerves.

My Interests

being as gay as i possibly can, misty's gossip, Marilyn Rodriguez, union lunch, gobsa, wifebeaters, turning off lights, stolen posters from the top, cheap whiskey, soul patches, my ipod, high school dance team, nalgene, flexed feet, bullshit, self-denial, half-windsor knotted ties, matches from the q, making plans with kim the lez and never doing them, my cat-brother, sneaking candy into movies, bandanas on my wrist, headshots, dreaming about old style, overstock.com, chinese rise wallets, being fafessional, acdf, stealing pillowcases, champagne, pier one, trannys, $5 pizza, snickerettes, sunday gobsa special, bananagers, secrets, doing the ride with anna, april james, boerkised, the spider and the lightning bolt, brs, blue eagle, secret flasks, disney-variety-hour with betsy and jesse, making shopping lists for becky and me, drinking chocolate milk out of the carton, catching laura working out in her panties, burping, selleck 101, sleeping with raw pizza, making people call me lars, boy watching, devloppe releve a la seconde with my left leg, old style fan cans, making gay jokes, cake mix and water, sailor jerry, pizza rolls (preferbly generic brand), tricking people into calling me a girl, making up words, not showering, making drinks as strong as I can stand, de copage, discussing the history of ballet when i'm wasted, stealing statuettes of Buddha (good karma, right?), and prancing around.

I'd like to meet:

I don't like being friends with people who don't anything to my life. You know who I'm talking about. People you know that you say hi to but you find no joy in spending time with them? Yeah, none of those.

I would like to meet people who like kittens. I'm obsessed. Or people who have an open mind. In every way possible. I think that's what I learned in college.And this guy. I need him.

Music:

I will love Britney and John Mayer forever. No matter what they do. OMG what if they got married??

I need music 24/7. My favorite playlist is "magic hair pillow". I listen to it every night when I sleep. It includes such classics as Tim Hausmann, Norah Jones, Jim Brickman, Traci Chapman, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Matt Nathanson, and Imogen.

During the daytime hours I like other things. Sometimes techno, sometimes random bands, sometimes musicals. I don't have a stereo in my car so I just listen to my ipod even though I just found out that's illegal. Worth it.

Movies:

My favorite movie of all time is Pretty Woman. And I love Julia Roberts, so Notting Hill and Erin Brock. are way up there too. I love Mary Poppins (when I was 3, I thought I was Mary Poppins. she is practically perfect in every way. . . apparently), Sister Act 2, Pulp Fiction, Slackers, Memento, The Jacket, Garden State, the video we made on the last day of high school, and some others. I dunno, I guess I don't watch movies that often. But I loveeeeee a good movie.

Lately I've wanted to watch Pulp Fiction and The Jacket again. I haven't seen them forev but i remember i loved them.

Television:

there are few things i find more annoying in the world besides watching live tv. dvr is obviously the new necessity. that said, i always dvr any episode of will & grace, sex & the city, simpsons, south park, jeopardy, and seinfeld. i'm obsessed with girls next door. i want kendra to be my new best friend. i usually watch six feet under on bravo, greys, the soup, best week ever, the agency, wife swap, and legends of the hidden temple.

i HATE (and i really mean it) MASH and Everybody Loves Raymond. Seriously. Torture. When the opening song to MASH comes on i want to run out of the room.

Books:

stupid fantasy books i buy online that i just read for the plot. i like to make up my own details. sea of quarters.

and dance books. i secretly want a dance library. kim the lez says libary. not kidding.

Heroes:

really funny people...not just funny, but really funny.

My Blog

artists

i was thinking the other day that most artists are in it to express themselves.  and then i started to get worried because i rarely feel like i have to express myself through dance.  i reali...
Posted by Lars on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:36:00 PST

no sissy stuff

i'm reading an article about men's studies for my women's studies class. i'm very glad our society has progressed to the point where we can study each gender. although i'm not a big fan of the binar...
Posted by Lars on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

i used to love pitch black mountain dew. it was dark purple. sour grape flavor. gross lars.

my to do list for my morning at work was as follows - coffee, dance books, rubberband ball, kitten search 2007, facebook/myspace, prance, read Bitchfest, and get the mail. so apparently it's myspace ...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

seattle

so i'm 99% sure i'm moving to seattle next fall.  whenever i tell people (most recently every single member of my family during the holiday season) they ask me why, if i know anybody, my plans, e...
Posted by Lars on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST

Dungeonflague, my favorite titten ever

So my roommate got a kitten the other day.  Actually, her boyfriend found it at a party.  She's a tinnnnyyyy little kitten.  Titten, actually.  We think she was born around the fir...
Posted by Lars on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

the effects of dance.

Life is a dance.  So I started with this modern dance shit four years ago, and everyday i was like how the fuck can running with buckets and baseball throws compare to a codeified technique that ...
Posted by Lars on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST

the kind of boy i like

so i realized the other day that I don't think I like any of these Nebraska boys.  I don't think that I could ever seriously contemplate a relationship with someone who WANTS to stay in Nebraska ...
Posted by Lars on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 02:23:00 PST

Misty's for life

So I work at this restaurant called Misty's.  It's like a locally famous (kinda) steak and prime rib sort of place.  And because I spend 25 hours there every week, I find it extremely e...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

These are a few of my favorite things

1 - Marilyn Rodriguez.  My bong.  Enough said. 2 - My lipgloss collection 3 - Parliament Lights in a grandma style case 4 - Saltdogs Baseball schedule.  Who knew I liked sports? 5...
Posted by Lars on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST