being as gay as i possibly can, misty's gossip, Marilyn Rodriguez, union lunch, gobsa, wifebeaters, turning off lights, stolen posters from the top, cheap whiskey, soul patches, my ipod, high school dance team, nalgene, flexed feet, bullshit, self-denial, half-windsor knotted ties, matches from the q, making plans with kim the lez and never doing them, my cat-brother, sneaking candy into movies, bandanas on my wrist, headshots, dreaming about old style, overstock.com, chinese rise wallets, being fafessional, acdf, stealing pillowcases, champagne, pier one, trannys, $5 pizza, snickerettes, sunday gobsa special, bananagers, secrets, doing the ride with anna, april james, boerkised, the spider and the lightning bolt, brs, blue eagle, secret flasks, disney-variety-hour with betsy and jesse, making shopping lists for becky and me, drinking chocolate milk out of the carton, catching laura working out in her panties, burping, selleck 101, sleeping with raw pizza, making people call me lars, boy watching, devloppe releve a la seconde with my left leg, old style fan cans, making gay jokes, cake mix and water, sailor jerry, pizza rolls (preferbly generic brand), tricking people into calling me a girl, making up words, not showering, making drinks as strong as I can stand, de copage, discussing the history of ballet when i'm wasted, stealing statuettes of Buddha (good karma, right?), and prancing around.
I don't like being friends with people who don't anything to my life. You know who I'm talking about. People you know that you say hi to but you find no joy in spending time with them? Yeah, none of those.
I would like to meet people who like kittens. I'm obsessed. Or people who have an open mind. In every way possible. I think that's what I learned in college.And this guy. I need him.
I will love Britney and John Mayer forever. No matter what they do. OMG what if they got married??
I need music 24/7. My favorite playlist is "magic hair pillow". I listen to it every night when I sleep. It includes such classics as Tim Hausmann, Norah Jones, Jim Brickman, Traci Chapman, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Matt Nathanson, and Imogen.
During the daytime hours I like other things. Sometimes techno, sometimes random bands, sometimes musicals. I don't have a stereo in my car so I just listen to my ipod even though I just found out that's illegal. Worth it.
My favorite movie of all time is Pretty Woman. And I love Julia Roberts, so Notting Hill and Erin Brock. are way up there too. I love Mary Poppins (when I was 3, I thought I was Mary Poppins. she is practically perfect in every way. . . apparently), Sister Act 2, Pulp Fiction, Slackers, Memento, The Jacket, Garden State, the video we made on the last day of high school, and some others. I dunno, I guess I don't watch movies that often. But I loveeeeee a good movie.
Lately I've wanted to watch Pulp Fiction and The Jacket again. I haven't seen them forev but i remember i loved them.
there are few things i find more annoying in the world besides watching live tv. dvr is obviously the new necessity. that said, i always dvr any episode of will & grace, sex & the city, simpsons, south park, jeopardy, and seinfeld. i'm obsessed with girls next door. i want kendra to be my new best friend. i usually watch six feet under on bravo, greys, the soup, best week ever, the agency, wife swap, and legends of the hidden temple.
i HATE (and i really mean it) MASH and Everybody Loves Raymond. Seriously. Torture. When the opening song to MASH comes on i want to run out of the room.
stupid fantasy books i buy online that i just read for the plot. i like to make up my own details. sea of quarters.
and dance books. i secretly want a dance library. kim the lez says libary. not kidding.
really funny people...not just funny, but really funny.