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Leo (L-TX)

Celebrities walk on red carpet because they're famous, I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

About Me


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Carlos Mencia straight getting punked at his own comedy show by Joe Rogan calling him out for stealing other comics jokes and then bringing the comics out that he stole from

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Carson batting Practice
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Leo
Birthday: 2/15/76
Birthplace: Conroe, TX
CurrentLocation: Conroe,TX
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or LeftHanded: Left Handed
Your Heritage: Texan
The Shoes YouWore Today: Nike running shoes
Your Weakness: country girls
YourFears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and jalepeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve ThisYear: debt free(yeah right)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: screw this
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
YourBedtime: whenever i feel ready
Your Most Missed Memory: grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: iced tea or water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whataburger
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do youSmoke: only when i drink
Do you Swear: hell yeah
Do youSing: hellno
Doyou Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do youwant to go to College: done been, prolly gonna go back
Do you want to get Married: been there, done that, got the decree
Do you belive in yourself: damn straight
Doyou get MotionSickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hellyeah
Are you aHealth Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: absolutely
Do youlike Thunderstorms: not really, rain makes my grass grow faster
Do you play an Instrument: learnin to play the guitar now
In the pastmonth have you Drank Alcohol: um yup
In the past monthhave you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: addicted to flinstone vitamins, i need help!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past monthhave you gone to a Mall: only stuff i dont buy .. is gas and groceries
In the past month have you eaten a box ofOreos: gay question
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hellto the no
Inthe past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past monthhave you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone SkinnyDipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: oh yeah
Ever been Beatenup: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do youwant to Die: not even thinkin bout that right now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich, i'm already goodlookin
What country would you most like to Visit: none,happy where i am at
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no pref
Favourite Hair Color: no pref
Short or Long Hair: in the middle
Height: not tallerthan me
Weight: not alot!
Best Clothing Style: country
Numberof Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: illegal ones too?
Numberof Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count
For Texans Only
Shiner Bock or Miller Light Love both,but Miller Lite. It dont stick with me as long!
Gruene Hall or Billy Bobs Gruene Hall!!
Riverwalk or Tubin' the river tubin the river... hands down!
Univeristy of Texas or A&M Aggiesbaby!
Dublin Dr. Pepper or Sweet Tea hard one.... both!
South Padre or Corpus Christi damn longdrive... screw it, lets go to the river!
Dallas nightlife or Fort Worth nightlife Forth Worth
The State fair or The Houston livestock and rodeo Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo
Varisty Blues or Dazed and Confused Dazed and Confused
Texas Flag or Confederate Flag Texas Flag
List your favorite...
Texas City New Braunsfel
Bar/Dancehall wow....way too many to list
Place to fish nowhere.... too boring
Band/Artist Jason Boland and theStragglers
Place to eat BBQ just about anywhere that has it, i'm not picky when it comes to BAR-B-Q
Beer Miller Lite
Famous Texas Bob Wills
Thing about Texas I'm already here!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

..Not really here to "meet" anybody. Jus livin.

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My Blog

So this country was founded on immigrants, right? Well lets compare now and then.

So many have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

The whole thing with A&M and UT stuff.......

Everybody always ask so I just figured I'd do this.  I always get asked whats up with you having on A&M stuff on in some pics and UT stuff in others???  As if it is a sin for me to root ...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

BuzzFest 19 Lineup

MAIN STAGE  SeetherPuddle of MuddPapa Roach3 Days GraceHinderJetChevelleSmile Empty SoulSIDE STAGE Blue OctoberBuckcherryFinger 11Red Jumpsuit ApparatusSaosinThe ExiesThe VanishedAutovein Whateve...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

You sure won't see this in the news....

Why isn't this all over the news?   If he had done something wrong, it surely would be!  ...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Congress needs more guys like this.....

Washington, Jan 11 - Poe Co-sponsors Bills Prohibiting Social Security Benefits for Illegals Without action from Congress benefits will automatically go into effect ...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

Illegal Alien Fact Sheet

Illegal Alien Fact SheetUpdated Dec. 10, 2006- Twelve Americans are murdered every day by illegal aliens which translates to 4,380 Americans murdered annually by illegal aliens (Rep. Steve King, R-Iow...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

yeah, we're retarded like that.....

OK, so I put this pic on my pictures with me in the Carhartt beanie.    Well apparently some ppl think I look like a thug in it.  Which is funny by itself cuz anybody that knows me...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

I read this online today......

Airport removes Christmas trees to avoid suitRabbi had requested a giant Jewish menorah be added to holiday displaySEATAC, Wash. - All nine Christmas trees have been removed from the Seattle-Tacoma In...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

Just one vote - Voting Makes a Difference

 * By One Vote Hitler won leadership of the German Nazi Party in 1923 * By One Vote The US House of Representatives, in 1801, elected Thomas Jefferson as President of the Un...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

Demagnetize America Agenda

The concept of Demagnetizing America is a simple one.  There are some basic reasons why we have illegal immigration in the first place.  Most illegal immigrants come to Americ...
Posted by Leo (L-TX) on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST