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Howard

About Me

I want to change my name to Johnny Homicide and work for the police department. When there's a murder they'll say "get homicide in here" and I'll stroll in. Unfortunately, I'd only be a traffic cop and the constant confusion would hardly be worth keeping me on the force, except that I'd be the best traffic cop ever.

My Blog

100,000!

Yesterday I hit 100,000 miles on my car - the MILF-sexy red Ford Escort ZX2 I've had since I was 16! Sometimes I call her Red when I think I might be the kind of guy who names cars. There are a few de...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:06:00 GMT

chemhell

Usually when I look back at stuff I wrote when I was younger, or yesterday, it's with disgust and shame. But when I look back at these anonymous stories I may or may not have written in high school, d...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:00 GMT