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KUFFY

whatever you do, don't say dirty penis.

About Me


here i go. again.
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My Interests


"I dont want to fake you out,
Take or shake or forsake you out,
I aint lookin for you to feel like me,
See like me or be like me.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you."

I'd like to meet:


a beautiful, intelligent girl to bring home to my family.

people who don't settle.

shorts hairs and long hairs.

anyone who's a fraction as amazing as my family.

a good couch to sleep on in San Francisco.

Music:


"Cause I'm dynomite! and I'm cold as fright!
And somebody cooked, an extra overdone corn dog!
Made me wanna put it up, my motherfucken pussy-snatch-crotch-hole!
[burst of laughter from singer],
And [insert indecipherable phrase here] too!
Miss eskimo igloo!
"

Movies:



Books:


all that is solid melts into air.

Heroes:


Michel Foucault. Remedios Varo. Madgie Duffy. Joni Mitchell. William Safire. David Sedaris. Ira Glass.

My Blog

because every rose does have it’s thorn.

or... i can hold this in my butthole, dude. ...
Posted by KUFFY on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

labor day

the car was so silent that i could hear the loose change in the center console banging against an empty cigarette box that had probably been in there since last week when no one had any smokes and so ...
Posted by KUFFY on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:20:00 PST

things that make Pam roll her eyes

this blog is dedicated to one simple task: listing the plethora of things that make Pam roll her eyes. this blog will consistently be updated and revised as we (meaning Kacey and I and whoever else de...
Posted by KUFFY on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:57:00 PST