Brandon B

I don't wanna be a Whore but the worlds a Pimp!I'm a modern man a man for the millennium Digital and smoke free A diversified multicultural post modern deconstructionist Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect I’ve been uplinked and downloaded I’ve been inputted and outsourced I know the upside of downsizing and I know the downside of upgrading I’m a high tech low life, a cutting edge state of the art bicoastal multitasker And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I’m new wave but I’m old school My inner child is outward bound I’m a hotwired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer Voice activated and bio degradable I interface with my database my database is in cyberspace So I’m interactive I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m Radio Active… Behind the 8 Ball ahead of the curve Riden the wave dodging the bullet pushin the envelope I’m on point on task on message and off drugs I got no need for coke and speed I got no urge to binge and purge I’m in the moment on the age Over the top but under the radar A high concept medium range ballistic missionary A streetwise smart bomb A top gun bottom feeder I wear power ties tell power lies I take power naps I run victory laps I’m the totally ongoing Big Foot slam dunk rainmaker with the proactive outreach A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic Out of Rehab and in denial I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda You can’t shut me up You can’t dumb me down Because I’m tireless, I’m wireless, I’m the alpha male on beta blockers I’m a nonbeliever and an over achiever Laid back but fashion forward Upfront down home high maintenance Supersize long lasting high definition fast acting oven ready and built to last I’m a hands on footloose knee jerk head case Prematurely post traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail But I’m feeling I’m caring I’m healing I’m sharing A supportive bonding nurturing primary caregiver My output is down but my income is up I take a short position on a long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow I read junk mail I eat junk food I buy junk bonds I watch trash sports I’m gender specific capital intensive user friendly and lactose intolerant I like rough sex tough love I use the F word in my email The software in my hard drive is hardcore and no soft porn I bought a microwave at a minimall Bout a minivan at a megastore I eat fast food in the slow lane I’m toll free, bit size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes… A fully equipped, factory tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated, medical miracle. I’ve been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackaged, postdated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal Lean and mean, clocked glock and ready to rock Rough tough and hard to bluff I take it slow I go with the flow I ride with the tide I got glide in my stride Drivin and movin, sailin and spinnin Jivin and grooving Whalin and winnin I don’t snooze so I don’t lose I keep the petal to the metal and the rubber on the road I party hardy and lunch time is crunch time I’m hangin in, there aint no doubt and I’m hangin tough Over and Out!GOTTA GET RID OF ALL THE TOXIC PEOPLE!!!I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.I think its sad that more people have died over fighting who's imaginary friend is better.I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.My heroes are those who have come from nothing and made themselves everything.I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck!-up already.I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.George CarlinYOU CAN'T EVEN BEGGIN TO COMPREHEND MY LIFE!!!