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jeff

shaving will not make them go away....

About Me



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My Interests

smoking, drinking, punching, stabbing, killing small defenseless animals, laughing at old people, kicking little girls, pushing people out of wheelchairs, spitting on midgets, racist remarks, needle drugs, shitting in public places, slashing tires, breaking windows, recieving court summons, not paying bills, porn, peeing in public pools, squandering peoples hopes and dreams, slapping prostitutes, throwing rocks at homeless people, sleeping in gutters, kicking pregnant women down stairs, looking down womens shirts, throwing up, masturbating, burning things, making fun of fat people, telling children santa claus isnt real, mimicking retarded people, dead baby jokes, manually aborting fetuses, black eyes, bloody noses, crying women, pulling the plug, bed pans, peeing in other peoples drinks, holocausts, digging up graves, necrophelia, watching high school girls play volleyball, farting, and long walks on the beach.

I'd like to meet:

That hillbilly from "Deliverence". He looks like he knows how to party.

Music:

N-TOX, The brawlers, guns n roses, motley crue, misfits, apocalypse hoboken, supersuckers, slayer, u2, naked raygun, slash's snakepit, velvet revolver, danzig, iggy pop, Johnny Cash, sex pistols, mexican cheerleader, ramones, sepultura, skid row, cheesy 80's rock, oblivion, joe walsh, stevie ray vaughn, GG Allin, Pantera, social distortion, nine inch nails

Movies:


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sin city, pulp fiction, mallrats, goodfellas, romper stomper, american history x, anchorman, all the gory cheesy horror movies, too many to list. Orgazmo, baseketball, hostel, clerks, kill bill 1 & 2, resevoir dogs, fight club, last samurai, waiting, hannibal, silence of the lambs, red dragon, helter skelter, pieces(one of the best and worst horror movies ive ever seen!)

Television:

24, family guy, seinfeld, discovery channel, history channel, simpons, stupid reality shows that i dont even like, but cant stop watching.

Books:

james patterson, dan brown, Jesus

Heroes:

ME slash dimebag---RIP------

My Blog

tolls

If i have to sit for three days at another six billion dollar tollbooth, i am going run my car into a gulley, thelma and luise style. Why am I paying more money to sit in traffic longer? The toll syte...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:49:00 PST