Sis-Talia

About Me

First of all, apparantly you have to show some T & A to meet people on this site...How do I describe myself in a brief paragraph. I'm so much more complex to be able to sum up in a mere couple of sentences. It would take me atleast 14 pages just to describe my fashion sense. Of course I'd have to explain my twisted sense of humor as well. Then I would probably need to talk about my personality and perhaps mention my goals in life...I mine as well get off this site and start working on my fuckin autobiography right now. I like to often switch around my main photo because it tends to confuse alot of people and they suddenly think I'm a different person just because my hair length or color changed. I also noticed after reviewing my profile and journal entries that I use the word "fuck" alot, I really should try to clean it up so as not to offend anyone...oh fuck it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

*Disclaimer* If I click on your profile and your "friends" mostly just consist of scantily clad women only wearing either lingerie or bikinis in their pics then do me a favor and don't even bother sending me a message because I already know what your main motiv is. Now back to who I'd like to meet... Anybody who is interested in what I have to say, preferably those who live in America. People who know the difference between being stylish and being trendy. People who can think of more unique headlines to their messages other than "Hi", "Hello" or worst of all-"No Subject". Here's a quick breakdown for all you slow learners: Creativity=sexy, Intelligence=sexy, Sarcasm=sexy, Flattery=boring. I'd also love to meet Michael Moore (after giving him a fashion makeover of course). Who I'd like to avoid: People who are stealing photos off the internet of famous actors, musicians, models, or cartoon characters and using them in their profile. People who are "photographers" asking me to "model" for them. I'm not going back into that field so please stop making requests.

My Blog

Hey Fergie, watch your back bitch!

I'm sorry to anyone who is still a fan of the Black Eyed Peas but they've straight up sold out. They shouldn't even be called the Black Eyed Peas anymore, they should change their name to Vanilla Bean...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jul 2005 00:49:00 GMT

Conversation overheard at a party...

Alyssa: Hey.. Do you know what today is? Montgomery: Friday? Alyssa: No, dodobird. It's Armageddon day. The day the world's supposed to end. Look, have you ever heard of the Rapture? Montgomery:...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Aug 2004 22:41:00 GMT

There's still alot of illiterate folks on Myspace.

If anybody wants the link to their site so you can check out a bunch of sizzlin hot chicks who dress super duper sexy (but in a provocative way, certainly not considered slutty). They're also willing ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:41:00 GMT

Here's a reason for my cautious attitude.

This is one fine example of why I'm a tad hesitant to meet people in person right away. It's also why I'm so blunt in my profile(some might even misinterpret it as being closeminded but that's the poi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Apr 2004 02:32:00 GMT

Welcome to LA, now get the fuck off the road!

So I've only been in this magnificent city for a couple weeks and in that time I've noticed that the architecture is amazing and the traffic is atrocious. I've become especially aware of the ambundanc...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Apr 2004 14:25:00 GMT

My pathetic attempt at being a rapper.

Before I begin, will somebody please start beatboxing for me? Rub a dub dub, I create raps while soaking in the tub. Sometimes I'll get caught up and forget to even scrub. My label says "Made in ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:15:00 GMT

I met Jack Black today, how about you?

I bumped into Jack Black today at Burger King, He was going through the drive thru and I ran outside and jumped into the passenger seat of his car to introduce myself(It's a good thing nobody was alre...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2004 02:10:00 GMT

I am here for Friends and Networking