Back To Life!!!

I'm a complex individual, though I've been told I'm too calm to a point where it's almost psychotic! I believe everything in life happens for a reason. I believe every person we meet or have a relationship with creates a new part to our lives. I feel as of now my life is almost perfect, there is only a few small pieces and one large piece that needs to be attended too and I will be perfect. But let's delve a little deeper shall we... I was born during a snow storm in Jan. of '78 so from day 1 it's been a challenge!!! My father was a stern man who didn't believe in all that Dr. Seuss gibberish!!! So instead he read the Wall St. Journal, and the New York Times to me as a child. My mother was a teacher, so I was always forced to bring all my books home from school and read a chapter ahead each week!!! (They hated me soooo much!!!) I went to public school where I wore a collared shirt, tie, slacks, and shoes that had to be polished 3x a week, while all my friends wore jeans sneakers and t-shirts with He-man and Optimus Prime on them. After many weekly beatings by my peers my parents decided to put me in a private school where everyone dressed the same. Unfortunately the school was across the street from the public school I went to and all my old buddies could still catch me after school for my regularly scheduled whoopings!!! I soon discovered in 3rd grade that I had a mean streak and began fighting on a daily basis, they labeled me a problem child. I wasn't though... this child's problem was I was tired of sprinting to the bus stop like some sort of Olympian, every day after school. So moving I went to high school where I met a new set of friends and discovered the joys of leaving for school and ending up at the mall. The only thing that straightened me out was a teacher who embarrassed my father one nite at a parent teacher conference. My father has alot of pride and asked the teacher how I was doing in her class, and she called me a "phantom" she said she had never seen me, but she heard that I was in her class... Well from that day on for one month I had a chauffeur to and from school, and my father walked me to all my classes... (I know what your thinking, but you have no IDEA!!!!) He said since I embarrassed him he would embarrass me! Anyway I graduated on time with the help of summer and night school. I didn't have to go to night school but it was the only way I was allowed be out my house once the sun had set. But all of this plus alot more has made me the man I am today. I would say I am a cross between Dave Chappelle and Frasier Crane, with a some Jigga-Man traits.