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April

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hmm, things you should really know before we go any further:1. if you are a racist or sexist pig, FUCK OFF.2. Men who don't like oral sex are a waste of fucking time.3. Men who don't like oral sex and are sexist and racist, see number 1.4. My favorite color is orange.5. I am an uneasy ARIES, stereotypical in some ways and atypical in others...6. My favorite ice cream is Ben & Jerry's (#1. Chubby Hubby, #2. Phish Food)7. I have freakishly long toes.8. I love my kids but loathe play groups9. I teach my kids how to slide down stair cases in sleeping bags.10. I love to hang out with retarded people. I'm not kidding.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a gay black Nazi biker for Christ

My Blog

Nationsgirl Round 1 coming to a close... please, please vote!!

I am currently in first/seond by a narrow margin... i feel like this contest is a bit like watching a Yankees/Red Sox game... no matter how ahead you think you could be, there's never a comfortable ma...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Vote for me on nationsgirl.com!!

Hello friends... i am blogging in hopes that all on my readers forum who don't necessarily see the bulletins i post will read this... vote for me on nationsgirl.com!!  There are only FOUR DAYS LE...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:34:00 GMT

Vote for me on nationsgirl.com

Today is the lst day of round 2... and i'm in third... alas...come on friends, let us show the world that beauty does NOT come in a size two, that women in their thirties with four children can be jus...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 16:06:00 GMT

Let it Snow...

Snow day, day two... the Snow is not yet melting down... however, the children ARE.  It has become tribal warfare in my home, a wasteland of 24 hr cartoon hell, snowballs pelting the windows, and...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:54:00 GMT

FUCK...

I dunno... just wanted to say it, that's all...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:48:00 GMT

Literary Erotica Blogging

I am going to begin blogging literary erotica... of course, my writings will not be available to the general public... so if you are interested in being place on my preferred list, let me know.&n...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:09:00 GMT

Tales from the Road Pt. 1

It is Wednesday, July 12th... 3:30 in the morning... I am rushing to get to a red-eye flight, first to Denver, then to Colorado Springs... I am taking time off away from my work, my loved ones, to do ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Top 5 worst references made to or about my vagina

5.  PeeWee's Playhouse (groan--talk about a mood killer) 4.  Snoopy hole (so does this mean that, like a dog house, I am cavernous and roomy?) 3.  Furburger (I shave, thankyouverymuch) ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 23:07:00 GMT

Saw this on the pro-sex fem forum; thought I'd share...

"Cheap is when you fuck them just to shut them up.Cheap is when you do it because they are worth so much.Cheap is when you suck them till your jaws hurt so they won't say you're uptight.Cheap is when ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 17:45:00 GMT

No one home...

Sometimes I feel like talking to some people is like standing in front of the door of a house... you can hear the background noises from within, the TV, the dog barking, and you knock loudly and ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:59:00 GMT