Mr. Rork & Tattoo

I am Mr. Rork and I'll be your sexy director as you enjoy your beautiful stay in the paradise of dreams! But boss! Tell them about me, Tattoo! I'll bust a cap in a chihuahua's ass! It is not that time yet, my little dry hump! Soon de plane will land and a bunch of putas from the late 1970's with blonde feathered hair will file out and I'm gonna put my rork down on every single one of them! But boss! Isn't that dangerous? *SLAP* 34 years of spinning on my lap has taught you nothing, my little sex armadillo! This is Fantasy Island, where even my dreams can come true!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!