Whispering Sweet Nothings.... |
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYMEWITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE L...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST |
Did you know???? |
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone t...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:13:00 PST |
Happy Halloween!!!!! |
> A cabbie picks up a nun.>> She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.> She asks him why he is staring.>> He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offen...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST |
From paradise tp |
Well here I am, back from my wonderful Cancun vacation. The beaches were just as beautiful as I ever could have imagined. I did everything from snorkeling, to kayaking, riding ATV's an...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:03:00 PST |
The Value of a Drink ( this was taken from someone) |
The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drinkI feel shame. Then I look into the glass and thinkabout the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopesand dream...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST |
Car Accident |
Some of you may already know this, but last friday I got into a car accident and pretty much recked my car. Well I got rear-ended, but still, it was pretty bad. I am in a little bit of dis...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Tips |
I walked into a Starbucks yesterday and ordered a banana frapuccino. Anyway, I couldn't help but notice that the tip jar was jammed pack with change and dollar bills. What the hell is up w...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST |
What's your bra size? |
I'm wondering why men have to ask a girl her bra size? Okay, I'll be in the middle of a normal conversation and then this random question just pops up out of now where. Should I start wear...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST |
Okay, I need answers |
I just got a couple of replys from people on a bulletin that I supposidly posted at 4:30 am. It was titled, "my new sexy pics (18 and order)". Anyway, I had nothing to do with that bulleti...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Men and Anniversaries |
WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds&...
Posted by Nut Cracker on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST |
