Theres a Position to be Filled/ You Fuckin Assholes, Keep Your Eye on Me |
Imagine my shock today when I was notified that I've been nominated to be the treasurer of a government committee- a committee I've never heard of that has nothing to do with my expertise...
Posted by Kmack on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST |
Big Mouth Strikes Again/ Pink Elephant |
From the second I met Caddy Shack I thought he was a drunk. People were making excuses for him before he walked into the meeting late and he had a bunch of excuses and blame to hand out. Gin blossoms,...
Posted by Kmack on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Phil Jackson Impersonator and Jah |
It's a great political weakness that I do not suffer fools gladly. Some days I come home from work convinced my dirty looks and temper flashes will get me fired the next day. Mostly, of course, I'm di...
Posted by Kmack on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:41:00 PST |
Picking up weird vibrations |
I was at the Palm Springs Art Museum Sunday and I bugged the fuck out on a Helen Frankenthaler. She always freaks me out because I can't figure out if it's a rorshark test where the viewer projects on...
Posted by Kmack on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST |
The Mayor, Mr. Lif’s hair, and a Grocery Store Dream |
I was having lunch with the mayor today and two young ladies bum rushed me and asked for an interview. Hell yeah, let's go. I tried to keep them laughing and keep it real. My impression is it's a step...
Posted by Kmack on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST |
Funnest Meeting |
Today a politician came in to give his opinion on a mural I'm supervising. The artist is dope, the budget is six figures, and the contracts are drafted: it's a done deal except we had to agree to list...
Posted by Kmack on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:10:00 PST |
New place for old pix |
In anticipation of all the great images that are going to come out of my new Foto Klub I made a flickr page with some images from HI. Just keeping it real.http://www.flickr.com/photos/12591339@N08/...
Posted by Kmack on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:11:00 PST |
dudes just trying to sell some records |
I realize my appreciation for snaps makes me something of a lightning rod for quips, but this repost for Mic got a lot of funny responses, including the following from Lisa. There are millions of reas...
Posted by Kmack on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST |
Dance Floors |
The effete young dude and his hag pal pushed their way to the middle of the packed dance floor and went buckwild with the elbow dance and high kicks. There were some BIG, serious looking guys on the s...
Posted by Kmack on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST |
Is It Hard For You To Be a White Rapper? |
This video made my prepubescent parts tingle and wonder about boys. Took me a while to remember the name Tim Scott, but then I flashed on the nice doorways and windows in the...
Posted by Kmack on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:39:00 PST |
