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Slutty Jesus

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I wish I could sing like Frank Black AND Morrissey. If you're looking for me, I'm in the basement pumping the techno.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Turbo babes, regulation hotties, and dreamboats. Oh yes and Sexy MFs. And Prince-DUH! I'd also really like to meet my neighbor who has the talking car. I am also in DESPERATE need of a dance party posse who will accompany me to the bar (or back alley with 40ozs) and then to the dance floor which we will clear with our uninhibited pelvic gyrations.

My Blog

2338 Views=J.O. Sketchness

One magical day I was editing my photos and this weird thing happened where it told me how many times each picture had been viewed. I was going through and and underneath most of the pictures it said ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:39:00 GMT

OhMiGoth!

So in case anyone was wondering, being goth is still considered "not cool" by th majority of the population. I guess I totally flaked about this rather obvious fact when I went out last night. The pla...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:03:00 GMT

I hate NPR

I am not listening to NPR right now or anything but man, that shit is so bad it haunts me even on the weekends. Whats up with that? Except for that day when John Waters and Amy Sedaris were both on "T...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Living in the beach flats-tighter than cable

I love living in the flats cuz even though I don't have cable I am constantly entertained by all the awesome shit going on outside my window. Like right now there is this domestic screaming match that...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:48:00 GMT

Kucinich blacker than Obama?

So last night I was reading an article on the black agenda report web site (http://www.blackagendareport.com) which stated that Dennis Kucinich is the the blackest Democrat gunning for the presidentia...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:08:00 GMT

my busted ass finger

WARNING: if you are suddenly gripped with the urge to spray paint your belongings or yourself gold, THINK AGAIN!!!!!! did you know that gold paint is extremely toxic (unlike regular paint which is jus...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 23:44:00 GMT

shady 1am zelda lurkage in the steam room

Last night when I hit the steam room I was so relieved that a.that piece of shit was actually working and b.that nobody was in there. If there is one thing that I cannot STAND its people who insist st...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:58:00 GMT

24 Hour Fitness is ruining my life

I am all streppy and on pills and for some reason I have like the new Shakira song and Holla Back Girl stuck in my head. This does not make sense because I don't make a habit of listening to annoying ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:38:00 GMT

moving sucks

dammit. this is horrible. why do I keep stumbling upon used condom stashes from the 8th grade? in retrospect, saving all those bags of fetus making syrup seems childish and raunchy. damn damn damn. I ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:04:00 GMT

a big FU to the junkies of SC

fuck you to whichever scabby faced, AIDS-ridden piece of junkie garbage decided to rape and pillage my bike of nearly every useful, non-locked part. Granted, maybe I shouldn't have innocently left my ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Apr 2005 08:09:00 GMT