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Me and Jonny are just too cool.
Jonny says:
well i know this guy
Jonny says:
who knows this
Jonny says:
guy
Jonny says:
who knows
Jonny says:
that guy over there
Jonny says:
who told that dog
Jonny says:
that the elevator wasnt working
Shelby says:
wow, that's quite a secret right there
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Shelby Jane Bergin (a profile by some guy in a suit)
Shelby; what is there to say? She's this 18 year old chick, averge height, averge weight, but a so-not-averge personality. She's, like, super random at times, even annoningly so at times, but she's still super cool. She can sometimes be a bit down on herself, which is really weird, cause, like, have you seen her body? She's got boobs that are so bouncy, and an ass that's like... well, ya, she probably won't like this on her profile, but, hey, this is what I'm writing, and I stick by it. Anyways, she's outgoing, and she likes people so easily, even if she doesn't really show it, espically if they're people who act like total jerks. And she's super empathetic. Like,if some guy is interested in her, it's super tough for her to turn him down, just cause she wouldn't want him to be sad. But she's not a super pussy who'll just be like "Oh, well, I guess I can learn to like this guy", she's sure enough in herself that she'll stand by her descions. Unless, you know, she totally fucks something up, then she'll admit it, which is totally freaking awesome, cause some chicks'll be like "Oh, it's not my fault, it's always the guy's fault", but she's like "Oh man, I screwed up. This blows". But, like, she'll get depressed cause she screwed up, so, you can't be like "Bitch, you fucked this shit up!", cause you'd make her cry, and then I'd have to kick your ass, which would really suck for both of us, cause, you'd have your ass kicked, and, if you're a girl, I'd have to get a sex change, which would be a MAJOR downer on my life. So, like, be gentle with her. So, recap; Shelby Jane Bergin - randomly cool, real hot bod, outgoing, empathetic, un-pussy like, but still sensitive. She's here. She's kick-ass. Get used to it, or get the fuck out.
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Wow, sorry, that was a lot of music. xxD