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Steve

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About Me

Nothing to say here. Try my blogs above.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Demolition Experts, Knife Throwers, Dysentery Survivors, Base Jumpers, Burn Victims, Compulsive Vomiters, Cyborgs, Skinless People, Insectile Aliens, Furry Lobsters, Swashbuckling Rollergirls, Human Cannon Professionals, Trapeze Accident Victims, Multidimensional Disembodied Entitities, Reanimated Mummies, Defense Contractors, Pinball Wizards, Logical Computation Algorythyms, Moebius Strips, Symmetrical People, Backflippers, Lindsey Jacobellis, Underacheivers, Spastics, Mensa Members Suffering From Tourette's Syndrome, Honus Wagner, Peleponnesians, Byzantines, Carthinagens, Hittites, Ottoman Slaves, Sumerians, Zulu Spear Crafters, Lobotomized Shakespearian Actors, Rubik, Billie Piper, Betty Ford, and anybody else with a generally cheerful disposition.

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Music:

Wilco - U2 - Built To Spill - Sigur Ros - Mogwai - Modest Mouse - Sleater-Kinney - Guess Who - Ted Leo - The Temptations - Van Morrison - Moby - Josh Wink - Underworld - Godspeed You Black Emperor! - The Clash - Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Rancid - The Go-Gos - Smokey Robinson - New Order - Bruce Springsteen - Stevie Wonder - Aphex Twin - Bruce Hornsby - Isley Brothers - Mos Def - My Bloody Valentine - Velvet Underground

Movies:

The Big Lebowski - LOTR Trilogy - Eastwood westerns - Amelie - Baseball movies - Comic book superhero movies

Television:


Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, The Shield, My Name Is Earl, 24, Doctor Who

Books:

John Irving - Tom Wolfe - Stephen King - Patrick O'Brien - Hunter S Thompson - Elmore Leonard - Mark Driver - Warren Ellis - Garth Ennis - Kazuo Koike - Kinky Friedman - Orson Scott Card - Michael Connelly

Heroes:

Bill Hicks

My Blog

Seeping Hairy Meatquake

She came from Florida to make a fresh start. Palm trees, cockroaches, ocean air and black bean soup had burned her out. When her parents caught her fucking on the front porch swing and kicked her out...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

Better Than Cancer

I miss the days when my skin was whole and my blood stayed inside, warm, circulating, living. Now I have holes all over, steady leaks moistening my garments, sucking cloth to little wet circles that i...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:29:00 PST

They Shoot Horses, Dont They?

I drank, I drove, I got busted. You already know this. Among the numerous brainwashing sessions incumbent upon me, the victim impact panel has been the worst.Deep in the churning bowels of the Cook Co...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:11:00 PST

Bounce Nigga Bounce

"I'm only gonna say this once. Look at the catalog, order some shoes, and we'll deduct the cost from your paycheck." That was the venerable GM of the wing joint, imploring us employees to purchase n...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST

Incompetence & Flagellation

I got fired. I'm an honest kid, mostly. So here it is: I was doing a bad job. They weren't asking much from me, simply that I order some crap and package it up for technicians. The ugly truth is tha...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Aggressively Unhealthy

5/25/2007"Not good. Real fuckin bad, actually.""You sayin you wanna go home?""Badly.""Okay Steve. Get gone. You look like someone brushed you down with mayonnaise."It was Friday at noon and somebody'd...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:30:00 PST

Checkerboard

"I was up above it.Now I'm down in it."-Nine Inch Nails, "Down In It"3/29/07 1:37 A.M."Take off your shoes.""Why?""Suicide. The laces. Belt has to come off, too. C'mon.""Alright."I step into the holdi...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:42:00 PST

Cold Fuzz Getaway

"Are you coming or not, Steve? I'm not gonna fuck this girl for you! I already got Sky." "Billy, listen. I appreciate this and all, I just don't think-""Shut up. Just zip it. Hurry the fuck up. ...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

Sinking Ships

"I hope that you like it in your little motelAnd I hope that the suite sleeps and suits you wellWell I can see it as time and a sight through smell andThats why its nice to be by yourself Cause thats...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST

Charlie Don't Surf

"Steve, you there? Steve, answer!"My Nextel was chirping. It was one of my roommates. Did I feel like answering? Surely this would be a scolding for dishes unwashed, a plea for toilet paper, or perhap...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST