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Pancakes! I ain't had pancakes in years!

About Me

hey, im jake. i love life i'm a hardcore insomniac. i live in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, and there's not a day i wish i lived anywhere else. im an original person, and dont care what most people say about me. i'll be the first to admit, i wear the same jeans everyday. when did society decide that we had to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use? If it's not dirty, I'm gonna wear it. capital letters are overused. i have the self-confidence of a rock. most people can't ever tell when im kidding or not. people know i have a tendency to swear like no tomorrow. i have the best girlfriend in the world. she makes me the happiest guy in the world. and she makes me a better person. you should all be extremely jealous. thats me my life, my home.

My Interests

life sports music (in general) old school rap beer photography porn swearing mccool rap-off's southside oakland ultimate frisbee pittsburgh steelers being a total badass pittsburgh pirates pittsburgh penguins pittsburgh girls bass, synth being out until four "The O"

I'd like to meet:

claudio reyna historical figures luke swank mitch hedberg teddy roosevelt andy warhol chuck palahniuk ferris bueller and artie lang motherfuckers don't know about artie lang, son.

Music:

say anything valencia Notorious B.I.G this is me smiling armor for sleep motion city soundtrack outkast I am the fucking avalanche! bayside the format dhurtay bizz the roots Hell Rell S.O.G. records paul wall jadakiss sullivan brand new wiz khalifa Jay-Z T.I anathallo trs-80 the honorary title death cab for cutie

Television:

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Books:

love me, hate me

Heroes:

my father and motheroh, this is me and marcel