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Little Miss Magnolia

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About Me


I'm scared of a lot of things normal people aren't afraid of.
I love to eat but i'm really picky.
I'm funny, when i'm not trying to be.
I am weird.
People either love me or hate me.
I'm unpredictable.
I like to do things that are wrong, but i'm very very cautious.
I like to sing at the top of my lungs.
I am passionate, my emotions are larger than life.
I contradict myself all the time.
I tell stories that aren't true, or are completely elaborated but based (LOOSELY) on an actual event.
I am an only child.
I don't share well and i have a hard time being ignored.
I am very reflective, i think too much.
I confuse myself.
I am my own best friend and my worst enemy.
I usually have the most fun doing everyday things like shopping at longs or safeway.
I try to never be bored but sometimes it happens anyways.
I drive myself crazy.
I am very frank.
I love being the center of attention.
Rain makes me happy.
I love high heels
Playing dress up is spectacular.
Someday I will be a Pinup Girl.
I want to be a make-up artist when i grow up, but I don't ever want to grow up.
My favorite colors are purple and green.

My Interests


Candy
Movies
Sex
Make-up
Music
All things retro

I'd like to meet:

the vampires from lost boys, and the zombies from 28 days later, the loch ness monster.

Music:


The Misfits
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Glitch Mob
Daft Punk
The Faint
The Cars
Ratatat
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Elvis Costello
Danny Elfman
Blondie
Bark Bark Bark
10,000 Maniacs
Eva Cassidy
Diana Krall
Fiona Apple
The Clash
Def Leppard
Metallica
M.I.A.
...and pretty much everything else. i'm quite ecclectic when it comes to music. i like some of it cuz the musicians are talented or because it makes me laugh to listen to it or because it reminds me of somebody or something or because i just dig it.

Movies:


B horror flicks
Movies most people avoid seeing, vampire movies of all kinds, anything with adam sandler, ben stiller, will ferrel or jack black in it. anything that quentin tarentino or tim burton had anything to do with. uh lost boys (falls under vampire category but deserves to stand alone). and the best movie alive "TAILSTING" it's about giant raidoactive genetically mutated scorpions that reak havoc on a charter jet. it's beautiful. you'll love it.

Television:


Seinfeld
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
King Of Queens
30 Rock
The Sopranos
Six Feet Under
Scrubs
House
Law & Order (SVU)
Any real crime tv
PASSIONS
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Any "top 100 most...." (i just have to see what number one is!!).
Miami Ink
The Disney Channel in general
IFC In Genereal
TLC

Books:


I love murder mysteries. The true ones and the made up ones.
Anything with death murder and mayhem in it. the macabre can be so entertaining.
I also like to read those awful romance novels that everybody hates. i think they're wonderful. not to mention exciting and somewhat interesting. plus you never have to delve deeper for some kind of hidden interpretation because, there isn't one.

Heroes:

Capteen JEK RUSSELL, spiderman, and my mom.