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Secret Ninja

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Lost and Found Brother

So no joke I found my long lost brother.  I have still never met the fucker, but my jack ass father randomly throws a number at me and says, yeah give him a call... I had found him five or so yea...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Dear God

Dear God,     Please let it freaking rain.  If it does not go ahead and rain pretty soon, I'm gonna bust out some Deer Skin and run around Pacahontas style in my neighborhood.&nbs...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

I sleep with a stinky monster! (he calls me aunt boo)

Wow, what a crazy weekend.  So yeah, I switched jobs and my sister's water broke.  She is only six months pregnant..... So you can imagine it was the most stressful weekend ever.  I hav...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:46:00 PST

Bout freakin time right?

Yeah, I know, its been forever... But its not like anyone reads my blogs, so I cant I ramble on because I have no life.  Today: I spilt coffee on my croch...my pants were black so no big deal an...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST

Damn pumpkins...

When I was looking through the garage tonight trying to find my glue on vampire teeth, i stumbled across something that i wish I had not.  As soon as I saw the familar print of crazy little smili...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

Cheese n Rice

Cheese n rice, people suck....I have decided that I like doggies better...Think about it...okay sometimes doggies crap on the floor, but thats better then people crapping on your head...(okay thats n...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

I take it back!

Scratch what I said in my previous blog.  I retract that statement.  Rockstar blows.  Supernova can kiss my ass.  What the hell were they thinking?  Sending Ryan Star home?&nb...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

My Hero

HAAAAAAA I just want to post my sisters super hero she made me for me as a blog, because no one really sees it as a comment.  My hero: Check out her slumping stockings.... AWESOME thanks kiki...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

Real Life Sux

Its one of those beautiful days where I am glad I dont own a gun. Where you feel like EVERYONE thinks your fucking stupid and feed you what ever line of bullshit they can think up.  Okay if you c...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:45:00 PST

BUGS and Shoes!

I itch.  I had the joy of being given bug spray duty.  Normal thats a whole acre of bug poisen to lay out, but accidently bought the unconcentrated bottle so I only did around the house.&nbs...
Posted by Secret Ninja on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST