Stephanie

allright, here's the rundown. i wasn't going to be all conceited and actually talk about myself, but you motherfuckers keep asking. yes, i really am married. and yes, open marriages really are open marriages. my pug's name is Squee. i've been meaning to weigh him, but i haven't managed to commision a rhino-scale from the zoo just yet. one day i'm going to have a baby black pig. his name's going to be Invader Zimm. and to all you motherfuckers that say you hate punk rock... fuck man, we want you to hate it. that's why it's so bad.