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About Me

im to crude to write bout myself..i love the word minge and mega muff!!!! because im northern and i love my vodka yum yum!!!! one day i will be famous and get my bad boys out on television..i love annabella the fanny smeller because on many occassions i have bin bollocked outa my face on vodka .and she has taken care of me even when i tried to beat up all my friends nearly got naked thought i was superwomen and tried to jump off the balcony in the tap then fell over and knocked myself out for at least 5 min...im xtremly mouthy and abit of a cunt but for a good reason. i have lived in chatham for about 3 years and the joy of it is amazing there is so many lovely people
You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
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Name: emma terez hesselden
Birthday: 02/05/86
Birthplace: blackpool
Current Location: chatham
Eye Color: green/blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5ft2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC trainers
Your Weakness: trainers
Your Fears: been buried alive
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra cheeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeee
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: put weight on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: erm duno
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need to pee
Your Best Physical Feature: tits
Your Bedtime: wish i had one
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: kfc
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yak they both taste like bottom
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: latte
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuckin hell yes
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: why would i not i dont wana smell like cheese
Have you Been in Love: i think so but its hard to tell
Do you want to go to College: i have
Do you want to get Married: if he is rich hehe maybe if i loved somebdy enuf
Do you belive in yourself: of corse i do if i dont who will
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i hope so
Are you a Health Freak: most defantly not
Do you get along with your Parents: yep i love them lots too
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: yep
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: far far far to much
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, missy proberly has tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i would rather eat tuna fish out of my own ass than eat that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but i will be soon tho
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish so i could bounce my bapps around
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dont!! steal unless its something i really want lol
Ever been Drunk: that is the stupiest question to ask me im always fuckin drunk
Ever been called a Tease: yep i am
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: im not going to die i will be around for ever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a big friendly giant
What country would you most like to Visit: india
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dose it matter
Favourite Hair Color: dose it matter
Short or Long Hair: dose it matter
Height: tallish
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: not emo
Number of Drugs I have taken: never counted
Number of CDs I own: far too may
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there aint enough space
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My Interests

drinking lots of vodka and been with my friends.I like to exercise so my ass dose not take over the world.

I'd like to meet:

the leprechaun at the end off the rainbow so then he can give me all his fucking gold!!!

Music:

just about anything really..i know everybody says that but its true.

Movies:

empire records is the dogs bollox. stand by me, pulp fiction, lost boys, the pianist and of course little mermaid.

Television:


Are you a man? deep down yes...only because i would love to do the helicopter with my knob
Do you look like a man? yes indeed
Have you got a man slave? if only
Would you like to have a man slave? yes i most certainly would
Man-flavoured ice cream or vanilla? strawberry the other are just gay
Have you ever sat on a man by mistake? i wish a fat man would sit on me
Have you ever tripped over a man? yep
Have you ever seen a man in disguise? no
How many men have been in your room at one time? too many cheeky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you see any men now? yep
Have you ever started talking to a dog thinking it was a hairy man? yes i work in the tap and tin its full of them

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