Well, I studied Classic Literature at the age of 4 months, at Oxford University where the nightlife was a bit slow. I was recruited by the Russian space program when I killed all the chickens in the world with my chicken-killing-death-ray and they needed something to eat up there and there wasn't any chickens left cos I killed them all.
i like boys
i like being an idiot
i like fire :s
i think death would be quite boring
