short circuit |
I have decided that the frequent brown outs in my apartment are really just randomized mood lighting. Whenever the fridge kicks on it's sexy time!
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:59:00 GMT |
@ |
havin rap battles via text message. drinkin whiskey, drinkin beer. Saw a couple people I don't see much. liked that. Saw a couple people I don't wanna see much. Didn't like that. Somebody won't ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:34:00 GMT |
I will not be |
dwelling on existentialism any more this month. Poo poo on you Camus, I'm pretty sure your trying to convince me to kill myself. What's that Nietzsche? Hard labor is it's own reward even though in the...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:40:00 GMT |
If it weren’t for disapointment... |
I would have no apointments at all.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
the hardest thing in the world to do. |
Is to find somebody who believes in you.That's all I'll say about that.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:52:00 GMT |
transvestite hookers |
My uncle Tim took these pictures of some lovely ladies while in France. Pretty cool.He tells me that they weren't too happy about him runnin around takin pictures of them. I assume because prostitutio...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:07:00 GMT |
WRATH,SINFUN AND GOOD DEEDS |
I wrote this poem a long time ago and I think it has aged well. I apologize for the hard to read format but I am an artist.So...for your consideration.
My testicles are acounted for. ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:17:00 GMT |
King shit of fuck mountain |
Noodles killed a huge ass squirell earlier and he has been gnawing on it and moving it about the yard all day. It was literally half his size. a big'un. I am going to nail it to the wall later in trib...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:59:00 GMT |
small lanky pigs. |
In keeping with the tradition of naming my animals after foodstuffs I am officially changing Dillingers name too "Dill Pickle" You can still call him Dilly or Dilla or Dillinger or fuckface peepants i...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 22:11:00 GMT |
drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law |
Don't forget our house special it's called the tricky dicky screwdriver. One part jack daniels, two parts purple kool aid and a jigger of formaldehyde from adolph hitlers brain that we got in the back...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:25:00 GMT |
