Billy

What the hell is a Shoemador?

About Me

Born and raised in the SF Bay Area and Sacramento. I have never left, and I don't intend to. I went to Santa Clara University. I sell software, but I would rather win the Lottery or kick for the Niners. If I ever become a rapper, streetball player, DJ, Ultimate Fighter or artist, my name will be White Noise. Yes, I gave it to myself, and I like it... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That one brunette Victoria's Secret model with the big lips and cheek bones (Adriana Lima, I think). Fiona Apple (so incredibly hot), Kiera Knightley, Charles Barkley, Ron Artest, Natalie Portman, Joe Montana, Bill Hicks, Chuck Liddell, John Daly, Stuart Scott (so I can kick him in the balls).