**Perdy Young Thang** Thanxs Shadow and Maggie I loves ya!My real name is Kreem’s Red Mountain Apache, but you can call me Apache Anne, or just Apache. Annie was my big sista from a nudder mudder who left this earth before I come along. I got her heart tho, she’s in me They say that dogs age 11 years the first two years, then 4 years every year after that, so I’m a lil over 22 years old. That’s prolly right, I act 22!I’m a That’s prolly too complicated for some folks to unnerstand, but if ya read up on Australian shepherds, you’ll git it.
Mom says I’m the sweetest thing she’s ever known, dad says I’m so spoiled I stink but being spoiled ain't what's stinking on me! If it ain't poop, then it's prolly pond water. Mom’s right about this one, come to think of it, she’s always right
I got one human brudda, Josh aka Baby WaWa, werd up Pistol I got anudda smelly brudda named Jordy He lives outside cuz he doesn’t git the whole potty outside thang. He’s pretty and he always smells funny. ‘Nuff ‘bout him tho, this is about me I got two desert turtles named Lucy and Ricky. Thar not so fond of me ‘cuz I’m always try’n to herd ‘em and I tell ya, they ain’t never in a hurry!I’m a very active gurl, and when I’m not werking , I’m into lots of different sports. I have several jobs, you can check that part out in my companies section. Some of my favorite sports are anything with a ball, hiking, I’m a frisbee champ and I love being around the water. I’m into boating scuba sally diving, but not too crazy about swimming in water over my head. I love to fish but my dad doesn’t really appreciate when I go fishing with him. I dunno what the problem is, it’s not like he ever catches anything when I’m around. I love hiking, digging and goosing folks with large sticks. I have a sandpile in my front yard and every once in a while I dig my way to China, the folks thar are great!I’m in school part-time right now, intermediate classes. One day I aspire to get an undergraduate degree as a Canine Good Citizen, then double major as a Therapy Dog and Agility Expert.
I’m a lil OCD, but hey, things git done when I’m around! I stay on top of everything and I’m a very busy gurl. It’s better I stay busy. Some of the things I do when I git bored are eat dad’s dress shoes, chew on dad’s nightstand, and I can go through dad’s books and magazines from cover to cover in no time at all! Hmmm...thar might be a theme here, huh?My loves are: MOM, DAD, MOM, bacon, frosty paws, my pond, worn underwear, socks and POOP.....did I mention my MOM?
Poop is great stuff. I mean anything but dog poop, that stuff smells! Poop, especially cat poop is a delicacy, I love to sample it, and if it tastes good, it’s even better to roll in.
My dislikes are: The doorbell, my grandpa Billy, the mailman, the UPS man, loud music, BOBO's butt squeker and THUNDER!
I have a couple habits that aren't so endearing and but other than those, I'm pretty easy to hang with as everything is !
The rest you can figure out from my page, thanks for stopping by, y’all come back now, ya hear?.
I'm a newly chartered member of the ACRT . It's one of my proudest accomplishments in life to be associated with such a fine and free spirited group.I hope to do them proud and carry my load (in my pack) as one of my dreams comes true.......to travel the world!
I'm no freeloader though, my pack is loaded and I'll make sure every member of this crew stays in the best of health! Siruisly man, I'm all over it!A big ole thanks to KodieBearKaboom and the ACRT fer my credentials!I even got my license, you never know when I might hafta help out wid da driving!Apache's Dream by the AcRTistBaby , I'm so honored!One on one technical tutoring for JoeRoo 's Mob in the Outback...After I'd been on the RV fer a lil bit, I ran across dis REALLY H-O-T dude from California.
He's IronLion Zion and I love him to pieces!
We plan on get'n us a bad arse bike and travel'n the werld together when we're not on the road wid the ACRT or rolling in dead bugs and poop.
So you better keep yer eye on us
we might end up in yer own backyard!
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