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Hello all. This is your father God speaking. Yes, the God that created the world in 7 days. I know it sounds impossible, but it is possible. It was hard work, but I did it! :) It's because of me that you are placed on this wonderful land. I'm the one who puts the food on your table and provides you shelter. So be thankful!
REMEMBER I CAN SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO. I know exactly what you are thinking all the time. Don't get on my bad side, or I shall smite you. And yes I know what you are thinking. I've seen every single one of you masturbate. :)
Oh, FYI, Mary wasn't really a virgin.
I would like to inform you that this statement is in fact NOT TRUE. I love everyone for who they are. I just think it's weird when gay people get married. It freaks me out a little bit.
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