Why, hello. My name is grandma schulmelski and i am not your average grandma. I'll beat you up and take you down, bitch. I aint no average walker-sportin' nursing home paitent. i gotta big mouth and a booty to match and aint NOBODY gonna mess wit ma grandkids.
and no boys. i have two granddaughters and i do not tolerate boys. nope. none. unless you are after me..then thats a different story..
but dont you try to be smart with me or ill hit you with my walking stick.
and if you are really bad, ill eat your toe nails fo breakfast, you hear granny ?
but other than that, i'm just a pretty chill old woman who's keepin it real.
holla at yo gurl.
