Get Your Own! | View SlideshowHello People,Well, for those of you who don't know me i'm Jordan, Jay or Jord! For those who do, you'll know that i'm a pretty straightforward kind of guy. One minute i can be acting like a 5 year old and the next i can be DEADLY serious. I think i'm generally an approachable, friendly, funny bloke and you should find that under my cocky/jokey exterior i am quite a deep person who will listen to you when you have a problem or want to talk. Crikey i could write a book on stuff people have told me! Anyway, my pet hates with women are simply bigheaded dogs, little slags who play hard to get(COCKTEASERS), and liars......Not to mention those who get off on playing mind games...If you do, you'll find i'll go off you very quickly! I was born in Leeds on January 23rd 1986 at St James's hospital, and grew up in Leeds and Wetherby. Among other things, I am a part-time flying instructor (Grade 1 Pilot) at 642 VGS at RAF Linton On Ouse near York. It's where they train the fighter jet pilots of today, but sadly we dont fly them , we're the topgun wannabe's who fly the good old German built VIGILANT T MK1 Motorglider!!!HEY YOU MOFO....It ain't no glider..........it's a category A Aircraft!!! So, yeah, theres some really cool people up there eg Mike: ''Me and JUUNNE were having it off last night......''Dave Smith ''It's a stable training platform maaate'' James Massey (Massivest penis in the world) ''Orite Matey??!!'' and of course, Paul Watts who blames me for everything: ''Jordan, who has left that massive Saturn 5 in the toilet?!!'' They're all pretty cool to fly with, and are mint instructors!!! When we're not flying we: Wash our cars, crash Rob's model plane, bezz about on Mark's mini-moto round the go-kart track, plan dare devil flights, crash Ben's helicopter, hi-jack any aircraft that are sleeping in our hangar, write off the airfield landrovers, launch rockets, have over-the-top water fights where at least someone is killed everytime, tie eachother up, torture eachother, watch German quality pornography, shout abuse at prince charles or the queen whenever they come in and.........get hammered in York....YES i know im T-Total .........Don't take the piss!!!Well, when im not flying i like to indulge in a spot of Golf usually at Wike Ridge (Leeds Golf Centre), Drumming (i'm grade 5 you know) meeting my mates, driving around in my Shag'n Wag'n, football, excercising at gym, causing trouble,Camping (i love the great outdoors) spotting cos im an anorak......going on holiday.....did i mention flying?!?!?Soon i aim to be a civilian airline pilot flying people on holiday. I want to be qualified on the Boeing 757-200 flying people to spain, so i hope to be First Officer (Co-Pilot) on one in a the near future. So, don't be big and clever and say ''Oh if i get ont plane to go on me 'olidays and i hear t'pilot come ont tannoy and say it's Captain Cameron ...... I think i'll get off!!!'' because your not funny......you're an idiot. I'm a Pilot Extraordinaire and very safety conscious...even at 300 feet over Wetherby!!!:-PWell, keep watchin MYSPACE as there will be more photos to follow soon..........'Ladies and gentlemen thankyou for flying with Jet2 today and on behalf of myself Captain Jordan Cameron and first officer Mark Pentith, we wish you a safe journey home'Love you all, you complete set of bastards,Jordan xGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
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