I Plead the Taco |
There's a book out there that details a number of schemes for avoiding a speeding ticket after the cop pulls you over; I heard an interview of the author on the radio back in like 2002 or something. O...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
I Should Be a Marketing Consultant, Part 2 |
I don't think there's anyone here who would deny the fabulousness of Febreeze. Right? Does anyone wish to contradict that?
*crickets chirp*
*a kitten yawns*
*grass grows*
*Charles Dickens is still to...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:36:00 GMT |
The Things I Do For Charity... |
...or, in the vernacular: Yet Another Reason Why I Hate/Love Starbucks.
So. My friend Janet has this thing where she collects pop can tabs and donates them to the Burn Unit at a local hospital. Don't ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
Public Transportation: Looking after your well-being...second |
I was late to work today, but it’s all good. It’s heartening to know that there are people out there having worse Mondays than me. In the end, what do I have to complain about? A deficit o...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:40:00 GMT |
Desiree the Moot Point and her Yippee Prius |
(That should be a children’s book title.) Since I am now a moot hippie/yuppie, I have decided to call myself and my car a Yippee.
So I picked up my brand spankin’ new Toyota Prius ga...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:05:00 GMT |
I have officially been rendered moot! SCORE! |
In a stunning turn of events, Desiree B. Cunin, AKA The Four-Legged Fish, has finally cancelled herself out.
In the beginning, the Word was with Fish and the Fish was a tree-hugging hippie. Whosoever ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:47:00 GMT |
The subtle art of choosing your bathroom stall |
You may not know it, but your choice of stall in a public restroom says quite a bit about your personality. It also has an influence on whether or not I like you as a human being. (I make meaningless ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:26:00 GMT |
I should be a marketing consultant, Part One |
All sorts of companies out there are failing to tap their full potential. As the Four-Legged Fish, also called the Insufferable Know-It-All, I feel that it is my civic duty to point out all of these m...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:15:00 GMT |
The Answers to Yesterday’s Imaginary Vacation Quiz!!! |
So, here it is - the answers you've all been waiting for. You can now figure out a) how good I am at lying, and b) how good you are at catching me.
1) I have some relatives in France. Cunin's over th...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:37:00 GMT |
My Never-Ending Quest to Freak Out and Deceive My Neighbors |
I have had a blast these last 4 years doing things to help my neighbors develop a screwy opinion of me. Why, just last month I finally acvhieved my thirteenth short-term goal: convincing the neighbors...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:02:00 GMT |
