The Girl with Kaleidescope Eyes/Ive joined a fabulous new cult!!! |
I'm feeling particularly frisky tonight. I'm visiting my mom in Bismarck and I called my roomie Leah (who didn't answer by the way) to scare her because she's at our house alone (I ASSUME). I wa...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:49:00 GMT |
Who takes an empty bottle of Febreze and fills it with bleach? |
And then puts it back in the cabinet?MY SISTER, THAT"S WHO!!!!!I had a real Scooby Doo-type mystery going about why some of my best clothes had obvious bleach spots all over them. She uses bleach for ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:33:00 GMT |
The whiny bitchy moaning of a crazy banshee/ Ritalin and Horse Tranquilizers |
Man, am I tired. And my head hurts so bad, I'd swear my brain was bleeding. Waiting tables, as much as it thrills my very soul (SERIOUSLY) wears my ass out. I've lost 5 lbs in 3 days because I can't b...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:39:00 GMT |
Who would win in a fist fight-Harry Connick Jr. or Michael Buble/Funeral for a hermit crab... |
So anyway, haven't written in awhile and felt a lil' need to vent. I'm really tired of making apologies for who I am. I make alot of mistakes (ALOT MORE THIS YEAR THAN USUAL, GRANTED) but fuck it, lov...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
I’m magically delicious |
ooh I'm soooooo cool.....a href="http://www.myheritage.com" title="MyHeritage - share black and white photos with facial recognition technology" alt="MyHeritag
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:54:00 GMT |
Well there was about three frat boys, six midgets and a Hot Wheels trike... |
I did it. Everything they say I did and worse. Just ask my lawyer.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
All my friends and loves |
To all of those that I've hurt or put undue distance between, please listen to this song and know that I love you. Travis-Closer I've had enough, of this parade. I'm thinking of, the words to say. ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 18:08:00 GMT |
Hell comes in a pretty package/Undead cheerleaders and Magic Fishes! |
Not only is it supposed to be there, I PAID to have it put there. My new brain, I mean. Unpredictability is my responsibility, Baby.I'm feeling rather special today. In the head.I feel like putting on...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:34:00 GMT |
Repentance, Atonement, Absolution, and Redemption. |
I tried.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:32:00 GMT |
Jared Leto is emo and I couldn't be happier/Lipstick and Heroin |
Nothing has anything to do with anything. Except of course as one beautiful girl I know put it, COFFEE and CIGARETTES. No, not the Jim Jarmusch movie, although that's pretty relevant, because the movi...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 23:26:00 GMT |
