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About Me

Greetings and salutations to everyone out there! (hello in other words) Ummm so i think it's mandatory on here to say something about myself right? Alright well, the name's Ivan, people call me Che or Juan Luis Guerra or Howard Stern or Jesus and some other crazy ass names. Let's see here, i absolutely love sports, any kind really. Love to play 'em and see 'em. Favorite baseball team are the New York Yankees, in basketball i go for the Chicago Bulls, in football i got the San Francisco 49ers and in soccer i'm a fan of the Chivas de Guadalajara. And i love to watch when Mexico and UCLA play too. Love bowling, boxing, tennis and volleyball, all good stuff. Huge fan of this thing called music. Not too picky with that either, just look at my mile long music list located further down below on the left of your screen if you want further proof. TV's great and i really don't care if it makes me dumber, kind of too late for that anyways. There's a TV list too below the music list to see what shows are most responsible for my retardation. Did i mention i am also Mexican-American and i'm so damn proud of it as well? No? Well now i did. I got one of the best families one could be stuck with for life, with all kinds of crazy as hell relatives, but i swear on my weiner i wouldn't change anyone. Same could be said about my friends. All kinds of badass guys and gals that anybody would love to meet and call friend. Just a bunch of cool people who simply kick ass. I'm pretty tall, 6 feet 2 inches to be exact. People use me to reach things they can't reach like the confleis on top of the fridge or they use me for shade or other things short people are unable to do. I feel like such a tool. I'm a proud graduate from the following highly distinguished insititutions: Miles Elementary, Gage Middle School and Huntingon Park High School. All of them are the best, the rest? Que chingen su madres! Spartan for life, literally! I'm going to East Los Angeles College (ELAC) right now to try to get that much closer to going to my dream school UCLA (Bruins baby!) and becoming a professional sportsjournalist. And despite all this madness i actually have time for girls. Boy do i love girls. They're unbelievable. (and i mean that in a good way ladies) Anyways to wrap this all up, i'm a pretty cool guy and i can get along with anyone, and i mean anyone. (but then again i'm not going to talk shit about myself because that would be pretty stupid on my behalf now wouldn't it?) LOL no but seriously i am cool guy. (or at least that's what my Mom says... but not really) And of course, like everyone else, i have my haters. To them i simply say... fuck off. I'm not going to waste my time on you shitheads other than the time i'm wasting right now to tell you all this so ya! That's it! I don't wanna hear it! Anyways, if the rest of my pro doesn't answer something you have doubts about and you still have a question to ask me then by all means, go for it. I aim to please. (but not like that, unless i'm super drunk LOL) Thank you for your time party people!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ivan Galindo
Birthday: July 28, 1988 (c'mon now that's Ivan Day)
Birthplace: Artesia (but the hospital is now a mall so technically i was born in the food court, cool huh?)
Current Location: Huntington Park baby!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown (always thought it was black, didn't discover that until i started growing my hair)
Height: 6'2 (yeah i'm tall)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican (not Hispanic because there is no Hispania!!!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Church shoes, my friends know, the Vans with the holes in them, hey they're holy
Your Weakness: Girls, don't know what is it about them
Your Fears: Nothing really maybe death i guess...
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and cheese, nothing fancy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't know.... stay alive i guess
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't know (no that's not what i say a lot on the IM, i really don't know LOL)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta take a leak!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ummm... i don't know... my long, dark brown, curly, beautiful hair perhaps or my crooked fingers
Your Bedtime: Whenever i want
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember (stupid brain damage!) but seriously i don't know
Pepsi or Coke: Doesn't really matter but Coke i guess
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King (not my favorite though)
Single or Group Dates: Single LOL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Again same thing for me but i'm more of a Nestea type of guy
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sexual chocolate baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee though i'm not hating on cappuccinos
Do you Smoke: Fuck no!!!
Do you Swear: Does the last answer, answer this question?
Do you Sing: Not good
Do you Shower Daily: Try too LOL
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already in college
Do you want to get Married: Sure Bob
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Again 3rd time in a row: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah of course. I love my Mom and Dad, i have no idea how they put up with my daily nonsense
Do you like Thunderstorms: In the day they're alright but in the night nooooo
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Uhhh no
In the past month have you Smoked: No stupid
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Children's Tylenol count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Unfortunately no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup! New Kids On the Block sucka! LOL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate teriyaki but not sushi so no
In the past month have you been on Stage: I woke up passed out, smelling like new car smell, dressed as a female hooker, holding an armadillo in a strip club in Tijuana, does that count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but i've tooken a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No cuz i'm fat
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: Not yet
Ever been called a Tease: By my aunt but she was drunk... i think
Ever been Beaten up: No why? You want a piece of this foo?!
Ever Shoplifted: Have you?
How do you want to Die: How does your mama want to die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If the porn industry isn't for me then i guess being a sportswriter is Plan B
What country would you most like to Visit: Mmmm Spain would be nice or Germany or Argentina or Brazil or France, hell maybe Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter but i do have a thing for brunettes
Short or Long Hair: Whatever, but not boy short
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Not heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: Anything i guess
Number of Drugs I have taken: Uhhh don't know. Ama!!! How many times have i tooken Pepto Bismol chewables?
Number of CDs I own: More than 40
Number of Piercings: Ninguna
Number of Tattoos: Tampoco
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Un chorro!!!
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My Interests

My About Me section wasn't enough? Fine!!! Sports, girls, girls, girls, music, video games, TV, eating, going out or hangin' out (with family or friends), playing my 2 guitars, (Rosie my electric and Tomasa my acoustic) acting (right.... acting) stupid and having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Don't know but pretty much anyone that's cool. OH BY THE WAY I'VE BEEN HEARING THAT PEOPLE CANNOT LEAVE ME COMMENTS THROUGH MY COMMENT BOX SO JUST SCROLL DOWN THIS SECTION TO THE BOTTOM WHERE IT SAYS ADD COMMENT. SORRY FOR THE INCONVINIENCEPost A Comment

Music:

Like i said i like rock. Some of my favorite bands and artists are (in alphabetical order) AC/DC, the Adicts, AFI, A Flock Of Seagulls, Against Me!, A-Ha, Air, A Mon Extremite, the Animals, the Aquabats, the Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, At The Drive-In, Athena, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, the Beatles, Beck, the B-52's, Big Brother And The Holding Co., Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Blondie, the Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bob Marley, the Bravery, the Cars, the Casualties, Chuck Berry, the Clash, Coldplay, Cold War Kids, the Cramps, the Cranberries, CCR, the Cure, Daft Punk, Datarock, the Datsuns, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Dead Or Alive, Depeche Mode, Devo, the Distillers, the Doors, Dramarama, Dropkick Murphys, Dying Image, Elvis Costello, Eric Clapton, Everclear, Fatboy Slim, Feist, the 5,6,7,8's, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, the Fratellis, Go Betty Go, Goo Tigers!, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gunshot, Guns 'n' Roses, Head Automatica, the Hives, Incubus, Interpol, INXS, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Journey, Joy Division, Junior Senior, Justice, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, the Killers, the Kingsmen, Kings Of Leon, the Kinks, KISS, the Kooks, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Left Alone, Major Accident, Metallica, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, the Misfits, the Moving Units, Muse, Musical Youth, Nazareth, Nekromantix, New Order, the New York Dolls, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oasis, the Offspring, OK Go, OMD, Operation Ivy, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, the Pharoahs, Pink Floyd, the Pixies, the Police, the Pretenders, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, the Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, the Ramones, Rancid, the Rapture, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Richie Valens, Rise Against, the Rolling Stones, Saints And Sinners, the Selecter, the Sex Pistols, the Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Sick City Sinners, Silversun Pickups, the Skatalites, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Smiths, Smoke Or Fire, Social Distortion, Soft Cell, the Sounds, the Specials, Stone Temple Pilots, the Stray Cats, the Strokes, Subhumans, Sublime, the Surftones, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, 311, Tiger Army, the Transplants, the Troggs, TV On The Radio, the Used, the Vandals, Van Halen, the Verve, VHS Or Beta, the Violent Femmes, the Von Bondies, Weezer, the White Stripes, the Who, Wolfmother, the Yardbirds, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Los Amigos Invisibles, Bersuit, Cafe Tacuba, Caifanes, Carlos Santana, Chencha Berrinches, Chingon, El Tri, Enanitos Verdes, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Fobia, Genitallica, El Gran Silencio, Heroes Del Silencio, Hombres G, Inspector, Jaguares, Juanes, Julieta Venegas, Kinky, Los Lobos, La Lupita, Los Magnificos, Maldita Vecindad, Mana, the Mexican Institute Of Sound, Mago De Oz, Miranda, Ozomatli, the Pinker Tones, Plastinilla Mosh, Rata Blanca, Ska P, Los Skarnales, Los Super Elegantes, Tijuana No, La Vela Puerca, Vicentico, Viernes 13, La Union and a bunch of other people too and i like almost any other kind of music as well, not just rock, examples: the Beastie Boys, Bone Thugz 'n' Harmony, Common, Dead Prez, the Dilated Peoples, Dr. Dre, Eazy-E, Forces Of Nature, the Fugees, the Game, Gorilla Black, Immortal Technique, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, MC Curse, Mos Def, Naughty By Nature, the Neptunes, N.W.A., Notorious B.I.G., Outkast, the Roots, Run DMC, Snoop Dogg, the Sugarhill Gang, Talib Kweli, 2Pac, Al Green, the Bee Gees, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson, Prince, War, Los Bukis, Celso Pina, Juan Luis Guerra, Ramon Ayala, La Sonora Santanera and Los Tigres Del Norte. Gimme some merengue you know, some salsa, regional, norteno, disco, cumbias, motown, funk, soul and toda esa madre! From hippity hop and R&B to oldies, from samba to techno, all good stuff. I don't know how to dance but i still manage to, and i look like a complete ass while doing it but i absolutely enjoy it and i love to listen to it all. LOL look as i see it people, if it sounds good i'll like it, except country and none of that fuckin' fake ass pop music or that metal where they sing like the fuckin' devil and you can't understand them for shit, emo and screamo get out of my ears and go slit your wrists in an overrunning bathtub. And i don't like reggaeton or that rap where they rap about hos and stupid shit either! I hate it all with a burning passion!!!!.

Movies:

I just love movies, almost any type really. If i had to pick a favorite movie i think it would have to be Kill Bill. (both volumes) Let's see both American Pie movies and American Wedding, Anger Management, all 3 Austin Powers movies, the Benchwarmers, Big Daddy, Borat, the Breakfast Club, Catch Me If You Can, Corpse Bride, Crash, the Departed, Dodgeball, Edward Scissorhands, Elf, Finding Nemo, the 40 Year Old Virgin, Ghostbusters, Grindhouse, Heavyweights, both Ice Age movies, I Heart Huckabees, the Incredibles, Liar Liar, the Little Giants, Little Miss Sunshine, the Little Rascals, Monsters Inc., Nacho Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, Night At The Museum, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Private Parts, Pulp Fiction, Remember The Titans, Resovoir Dogs, the Royal Tenenbaums, Rush Hour, (both 1 and 2) Schindler's List, School Of Rock, Shaun Of The Dead, Shooter, the Simpsons Movie, any Star Wars movie, Talladega Nights, Toy Story, Walk The Line, the Warriors, the Weather Man, the Wedding Singer, White Castle, all 3 X Men movies, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zoolander and almost any Adam Sandler, Cantinflas and Jackie Chan movie should all get some recognition too.

Television:

TV is the best thing ever invented. Some of my favorite shows are the Addams Family, American Gladiators, the Andy Milanokis Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Around The Horn, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, the Boondocks, Boy Meets World, the Chappelle Show, Chespirito, the Cosby Show, Da Ali G Show, the Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Dave The Barbarian, Dexter, Dirty Jobs, Emeril Live, Family Guy, the Fairly Oddparents, the Flinstones, Full Metal Alchemist, the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, the George Lopez Show, Grounded For Life, Heroes, Home Improvement, Home Movies, Hey Arnold!, I Love Lucy, In Living Color, Jackass, the Jetsons, Jimmy Kimmel Live, JogaTV, King Of The Hill, L.A. Ink, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Looney Tunes, MAD TV, Miami Ink, Mighty Mouse, Mind Of Mencia, the Munsters, My Name Is Earl, MythBusters, the Office, Paranoia Agent, Pardon The Interruption, Perfect Hair Forever, Recess, Samurai Champloo, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, Shadowcats, Shin Chan, the Simpsons, South Park, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, Speed Racer, SpongeBob Squarepants, Sportscenter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, That 70's Show, 30 Days, Tom And Jerry, the Tonight Show With Jay Leno, the Toxic Avenger, Transformers, the X Files and a bunch of other shows but I forget.

Books:

I have no idea maybe Curious George? No but ummm i don't know, i guess.. oh! "But Can The Phoenix Sing?" Now that's good reading! I mean i like to read but i don't really have a favorite book so yeah...

Heroes:

Sorry but my religion doesn't believe in them. LOL but seriously i really don't know..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5