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well...looks like i'll be takin a trip to Barcelona next season to see the legend that is Thierry Henry...i can't believe he left Arsenal before getting 2 see him play there :-(
aahh, i'll get over that pretty quickly, safe in the knowledge that Torres is goin to Liverpool.. yeesssssss!! worth every penny of that £90000 a week contract
anyhoo, check out the photos if you look at thum u'll c typical pics of me in my natural state..holdin a giant smirnoff bottle. Tipsy (drunk and in denial) It's the only time i'll let any1 take my picture. In other words if u want a photo of me buy me a drink heh heh. Or just take 1 when i'm not looking. But i wont be grateful 4 that! (Jons birthday, flashing cameras, angry sherrie)
malibu and lemonade is great(hint hint)n takes quite a few to get drunk which is not good money wise but means i can keep up with others without collapsing in a crumpled drunken pile so...bonus. I've talked about alcomahol 4 quite a few lines :-S I'll change the subject (4 all the people who don't know me and now think I'm perma-drunk..i'm not! i'm mostly sober, tis true)
I'll put a better pic up jst as soon as...ahh screw it there's neva gona b a gud pic lol. Am not photogenic! A good incentive to meet me in real life...I have giant hair!! :-D It protects my head from knocks because its so bouncy (a ready made headguard for sparring!) and it protects against radiation from the sun :-S haha random fact there, dno if its true, don't burst ma bubble, i've believed it 4 about 5 years lol
Most ppl that know me wud say i'm giddy n i wud hope they'd say i'm a gud laff (ya better ad do!) even tho i do try n insult them every second of the day. They dish it out more though so fairs fair i says :-D if i'm not doin that i'm usually sayin somethin cake related or singing/humming somethin annoyin like the Sharkey n George theme tune :-D
Anyhoo, usual haunts are the great places in Manchester (the shops of course!) n 5th ave how gud is it in there, vodka red bull on thursday night; the combination of alcohol and a stimulation drink, who thought that up? genious. haha there i go again with the drink thing..) Anyway I better stop writin stuff and try to keep some mystery :-S read whats left of my profile (not much, why won't that giant space go away!! I could just pretend i did it on purpose and that the giant empty space actually represents whatever you interpret it as and not the fact that it probably represents the giant space in my head where the ability to do a decent myspace should be) and i'll get some more pics up soon (mebbe lol)
I think its fair 2 say i chat on 2 much, if u got this far well done.. n sorry if u have the Sharkey n George theme tune in ur head ;-) still, it's better than earthworm jim or pinky n the brain. 90s kids programmes were awesome haha, not like todays stuff like, er... lazytown or somethin. full of subliminal messages tryin 2 get kids to exercise. it's not on. i'll lazytown you in a minute. just bring back shrivelled Jim n his flying head, or the lil mouse with a fat melon head tryin 2 take over the world...
xxx :-D xxxGarth Marenghi's Darkplace
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