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well...looks like i'll be takin a trip to Barcelona next season to see the legend that is Thierry Henry...i can't believe he left Arsenal before getting 2 see him play there :-(
aahh, i'll get over that pretty quickly, safe in the knowledge that Torres is goin to Liverpool.. yeesssssss!! worth every penny of that £90000 a week contract
anyhoo, check out the photos if you look at thum u'll c typical pics of me in my natural state..holdin a giant smirnoff bottle. Tipsy (drunk and in denial) It's the only time i'll let any1 take my picture. In other words if u want a photo of me buy me a drink heh heh. Or just take 1 when i'm not looking. But i wont be grateful 4 that! (Jons birthday, flashing cameras, angry sherrie)
malibu and lemonade is great(hint hint)n takes quite a few to get drunk which is not good money wise but means i can keep up with others without collapsing in a crumpled drunken pile so...bonus. I've talked about alcomahol 4 quite a few lines :-S I'll change the subject (4 all the people who don't know me and now think I'm perma-drunk..i'm not! i'm mostly sober, tis true)
I'll put a better pic up jst as soon as...ahh screw it there's neva gona b a gud pic lol. Am not photogenic! A good incentive to meet me in real life...I have giant hair!! :-D It protects my head from knocks because its so bouncy (a ready made headguard for sparring!) and it protects against radiation from the sun :-S haha random fact there, dno if its true, don't burst ma bubble, i've believed it 4 about 5 years lol
Most ppl that know me wud say i'm giddy n i wud hope they'd say i'm a gud laff (ya better ad do!) even tho i do try n insult them every second of the day. They dish it out more though so fairs fair i says :-D if i'm not doin that i'm usually sayin somethin cake related or singing/humming somethin annoyin like the Sharkey n George theme tune :-D
Anyhoo, usual haunts are the great places in Manchester (the shops of course!) n 5th ave how gud is it in there, vodka red bull on thursday night; the combination of alcohol and a stimulation drink, who thought that up? genious. haha there i go again with the drink thing..) Anyway I better stop writin stuff and try to keep some mystery :-S read whats left of my profile (not much, why won't that giant space go away!! I could just pretend i did it on purpose and that the giant empty space actually represents whatever you interpret it as and not the fact that it probably represents the giant space in my head where the ability to do a decent myspace should be) and i'll get some more pics up soon (mebbe lol)
I think its fair 2 say i chat on 2 much, if u got this far well done.. n sorry if u have the Sharkey n George theme tune in ur head ;-) still, it's better than earthworm jim or pinky n the brain. 90s kids programmes were awesome haha, not like todays stuff like, er... lazytown or somethin. full of subliminal messages tryin 2 get kids to exercise. it's not on. i'll lazytown you in a minute. just bring back shrivelled Jim n his flying head, or the lil mouse with a fat melon head tryin 2 take over the world...
xxx :-D xxxGarth Marenghi's Darkplace

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My Interests

Taekwondo, ice skating, music, watching footy and (now) rugby, attempting 2 play footy (laughable situation) but NOT rugby..that wud just b silly have u seen how small i am.. any sort of sport that i can play really, i'm overly competetive. driving in summer! (n discovering that it's not a good idea 2 tell ur friend that "it doesn't even feel like i'm drivin" wen their in the passenegr seat..) dancing (Taekwon-dance; the best form of dancing), singing (also laughable probably) 5th ave of a thurs nyt (I've been over this in the about me section. gud idea at the time, bad idea cum friday mornin wen i have to get up 4 work), n jst generally bein a happy!!
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

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I'd like to meet:

I change this all the time but the 1s that stick r Tom Welling (just watch the "oh no my shirt fell off and now its starting to rain but my hair stil stays perfect" scenes in Smallville) Kyran Bracken (shamefully admitting i got in2 dancin on ice) come on..the guy can play rugby AND ice skate. it has absolutely nothing 2 do with his giant muscles and 6 pack..ahem. Dick Van Dyke; he's given so much 2 the entertainment industry..mary poppins, the dick van dyke show..some other stuff inbetween..and diagnosis murder! and in the latter not only is he a life saving, medically trained, surgically trained, intern teaching, singing, tap dancing, master of disguises medical doctor who EVERYONE seems 2 know, he also solves murders on the side. u know, as you do. and what does jessica fletcher (from murder she wrote) do. write a couple of books and accidentally stumble across a murder or 2 which usually takes 2 episodes 2 solve, when really we could have solved it in the 1st 3 minutes because it was obvious by the shifty raise of his eyebrow that it was mermon the butler. laaazzy. thinkin about it i'd like 2 meet the fletcher 2. if she were real an that. Oh and Thierry Henry!!!!! Not an arsenal fan or anything bt cum on...he reali is a talented guy...no i dnt like him b4 u start thinkin it!!! I jst think he's an amazing footy player..ahem..no serious..he is! Speakin of talent..Torres is also amazing ;-)..Pillsbury Doughboy

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I also like meeting any1 who can make me laugh! It's not hard to do so the scope of people who i'd like to meet for this reason is quite big :-D oh and the pillsbury doughboy *poke*

Music:

Tundra rap and soup songs (croutON, croutON) :-D and abit of everything reali..i could rant on about it 4 ages. its gud listenin to artists i wouldn't have listened to before. heres a short list...the killers, james morrison (awww) kaiser chiefs, the offspring, fallout bboy, eminem, remy zero, mika, kasabian, rhcp, orson, the all-american rejects, hot action cop, the kooks, the fratellis

Movies:

Pirates of the caribbean! (girls you kno y...) Savvy? 3 was bit disappointing though :-( love scary films the most especially the 1s that r ment 2 b scary bt are so unscary its funi (the exorcist, evil dead etc.) the green mile is also awesome

Television:

Gotta b Smallville!!! Cept that no1 has ever seen it...watch it! it's gud 4 u :-D the mighty boosh, heroes, the simpsons, diagnosis murder (!)murder she wrote, monk, scrubs (hey mocha bear), family guy, 2 pints, garth marenghis darkplace. comedy, yeesss!

Books:

recently read a load of dan brown books. i have no idea y every1 raves on about the da vinci code but angels n demons was awesome..i liked the symmetrical pictures hehe easily amused. oh and philip pullmans "his dark materials" thing is pretty good (even if it was in the childrens fiction section :-s) aah and lord of the flies for all its metaphors and hidden meanings

Heroes:

heroes? gota b Thierry Henry!!!!!! "the only goals i've eva scored have bin with my head" So true Thierry, so true.. AND AND Garth Marenghi, weaver of dreams, dream weaver a.k.a Rick Dagless, kiddy doctor at Darkplace,"I ran the only way i knew how. By placing one foot in front of the other in quick succession."

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Clothing Optional

Wow how randomly crazy is the film Blades of Glory?!  Almost, but not quite, as randomly weird as Napoleon Dynamite....  And how come John Heders characters all sound the same?! Imgaine...
Posted by Shez on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

K Day: Revolt of the Mini Moss Army

Whoop!! "K Day" (that's Kate Moss's Topshop clothing range launch for any1 who 1) Isn't a complete shopaholic and doesn't spend a substantial amount of their time wandering into shops that they've alr...
Posted by Shez on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

Zee child iz beink bummed in zee face!!

Kids can be so cruel....."hahaha u've got a bum....for a face." Every1 MUST go c Ross Noble wen e's next around, went 2 c him at the opera house 4 that comedy thing last week, first time i've seen him...
Posted by Shez on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:15:00 PST