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Jay got bored and grew a beard....

once upon a time......

About Me


i get really bored sometimes,..like right now,..so yeah i'm here filling this damn thing out,..and you must be bored too cause you're still reading this,..so i'll be your entertainment for the next ummmm 35 seconds,..hope its fun...and stuff.
ummmm I like coffee?
I live in Martins Ferry currently. Just purchased my first house! It's a lot of work but it's worth it. I'm dating the best girl in the world, Kelly. She and I live here with our two cats Mr. Wednesday Hinderance and Paperclip Johnson. They are our children, Wednesday is the retarded one, but with looks that kill and Paperclip,...well he's just emo. We also have a dog, he's a rat terrier and his name is Henry Jones. He's super fuckin' hyper, and he has super powers.
I like coffee and coffee products, and anything dealing with the coffee industry. I like metal,....lots and lots of metal,...like aluminium, and zinc and copper and chromium, and nickel, and iron,...but my favorite metal is death, it tastes like chicken, yum.
I Play in a scrap-metal band called BORSO. We rock the house. ""We rock over London, rock over Chicago, Wheaties the breakfast of champions". (a nice penny to whoever knows what that quote is from)
I also play in a 2nd band, a death/grind-metal band now, called GODSLAYER, quite a bit different from BORSO, but it is just another avenue, or boulevard if you will, that I do ride myself upon,..ya know ("that's how I roll" to you thugs out thur, fo sho')
.....and no I'M not emo,...i only look that way. damn glasses, grrrrrrrrr, damn my eyes for being sucky haha.
You can feel free to Contact me on AIM...I'm usually never around, but i'm always online with my away message on at VaporRetarder
Welllll that's all I can think of right now, so "f"-off you gosh darned cunt (i love mixing severity of curse words up as well).
Jimi playing Star Spangled Banner

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My Interests

website design, coffee, computers, music, and stuff and things and junk, and junky things, and thingy junks, and junky stuff, and stuffy junky, and stuffy thingies?

I'd like to meet:



hmmm who do I want to meet? well I already like the people I know now,...so I don't think I need any new friends if thats what this means,...but just for the sake of arguement let's just say I want to meet Stephen Hawking so I can ask him when he's gonna be done inventing warp drive....lazy bastard, heh, just kidding steve.

Music:

Ok,...i'm bored, so yeah alphabetical order list here it goes,...just some of the best ones,..
A Perfect Circle,
Abigail Grush,
AC/DC,
All-Time Quaterback,
Anal Cunt,
Angelrust,
Arch Enemy,
At The drive in,
Avenged Sevenfold,
Bad Religion,
Beastie Boys,
Beck,
Black Sabbath,
Blood brothers,
Bouncing Souls,
BORSO,
brujeria,
Brutality,
Buckethead,
Butthole Surfers,
Byzantine,
Cake,
Carcass,
Chimaira,
CKY,
Cold,
Cradle of Filth,
Crayon Death,
Dashboard Confessional,
Dave Brockie Experience,
David Bowie,
Dead Kennedys,
Dead Milkmen,
Dean Martin,
Death Cab For Cutie,
Descendents,
Dismenberment Plan,
Distraughts Son,
Dream Theater,
Elton John,
Engine 88,
FA-Q,
faith No More,
Fisting Fireman 8,
Forest of the Soul,
Frank Sinatra,
Frank Zappa,
From Autumn to Ashes,
Fugazi,
Grandaddy,
Green Day,
Green Jello,
Gwar,
hatebreed,
Helmet,
Hum,
In Flames,
Incubus,
J Money Funk Brother,
Jamiroquai,
Johnny Cash,
Killswitch Engage,
King Diamond,
Lamb of God,
Led Zeppelin,
Liam Lynch,
Life of Agony,
Lisa Loeb,
Live,
Lowborn,
Malevolent Creation,
Magog,
Megadeth,
Meshuggah,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Mighty Mighty Bosstones,
Moonthrone,
Morris Day,
Motorhead,
Mr. Bungle,
Mudvayne,
Mushroomhead,
My Ruin,
Neil Young,
Nine Inch Nails,
Nirvana,
Otep,
Outkast,
Ozzy Osborne,
Pantera,
poison the Well,
Primus,
Queen,
Radiohead,
Ramones,
Rancid,
Rush,
sevendust,
Shadows Fall,
Social Distortion,
Soilwork,
Solyoni,
Soundgarden,
Spacehog,
Squirrel Nut Zippers,
Stone temple Pilots,
Superjoint Ritual,
System of a Down,
Taproot,
Technology's Gay,
therapy?,
They Might be Giants,
The Clash,
The Cure,
The Darkness,
THE DECAY THEORY,
The minus Tide,
The plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower,
The Whitey Herzogs,
This Busy Monster,
Thursday,
Tool,
Tormented,
Travis Morrison,
Trivium,
Tsunami Bomb,
Ween,
Weezer,
X-Cops,
Yes,
Zao.

Movies:

any horror films,.....and comedies, and some stupid children movies too,...I like stuff.

Television:

eh,...its just a passing fad :-P ....cept for Robot Chicken, that in fact will rule your soul! and Star Trek, any of them, even the one that had Scott Bacula as the Captain,...yea only the theme song of that one sucked.

Books:

Enders Game by Orson Scott Card,...go read it!!! It's a fucking awesome book and I've loved it since I was in the 5th grade!!! As a matter of fact,...I'm gonna go sign off of this infernal internet and go read that dang book right NOW! UPDATE! I finished all of the subsequent sequels as well too :-)

Heroes:

Homesar!!!!!!!!!!! ....I was raised by a cup of coffee!!! :-P ....and Howie Mandel and Steven Hawking for no apparent reason other than to be absurd

My Blog

my celebrity look-a-likes, MY ASS! haha

this thing is a load of crap,....I don't look like any of these fuckin' people,...aside from the fact that they all wear glassesthis one is a picture of captain kirk,...and did it say that it looks li...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

the meaning of life.......wow

wow, i think i just realized that my favorite color is orange....no, seriously, i mean it,....i'm not being a smart-ass here or anything like i would normally be doing,.....I was just sitting here and...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:52:00 PST

Mitch hedbeg quotes

Animals Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. I say, "You fuckers don't farm c'mon, what about some carrots? I like car...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:57:00 PST

NIHILIST JOB RÉSUMÉ

i wish i could claim to have came up with this, but i can't,...so here it is anyways haha   NIHILIST JOB RESUME.   - - - - Jay littleton [email protected],(555) 555-5555 Objective I ha...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:29:00 PST

the secret to fight club,..revealed!

"I Am Jack's Younger Self": The Secret Connections between "Fight Club" and "Calvin and Hobbes" REVEALED! In the movie Fight Club, the real name of the protagonist (Ed Norton's character) is...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:53:00 PST

wow, it's ben a while since i posted one o' these

yep, been a while since one of these here blog things as been posted by me,.....AND IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckers heh :-)
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:08:00 PST

the looooongest survey in the world!!! ...yep

200 Questions of useless information   1. Your Full name: Jay Littleton 2. Do you feel like your name fits you? who else would it fit? 3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? ...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:26:00 PST

The Nite Life

I'm at work, bored as usual,...so i'm gonna post more random old poetry (cause ya fuckin' know i can't write for shit anymore!) haha A bit of history behind this one,.....it started out as a song...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bored, so here's a survey i did a while ago....

If you were to come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? A cloud of dark matter, or Something furry, like a monkey. Monkeys are funny. And they bite. ::}: What do you consider...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hell for the holidays!

I know I never post on my blog or anywhere on here that often,....but this is (in my opinion) THE best opinion oriented article on Christmas I have ever read,....go ahead and check it out, i got this ...
Posted by Jay got bored and grew a beard.... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST