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I'd like to meet:

The man who murdered love.Someone who will slap the junkfood out of my hand and replace it with fresh carrots.

My Blog

My fat face finally graces the pages of the Pittsburgh City Paper.

Turn to pages 42 and 43 of the paper copy, or follow this linky to see your's truly's beautiful mug, as well as a nice little blurb about my band's upcoming album/release show. http://www.pittsburghc...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 13:19:00 GMT

My nose is the Double Dare nose.

Why does my nose keep producing mucus? Isn't it obvious to my nose that I don't need this much mucus?. I blow my nose thoroughly, making special effort to insure that I drain every last drop out of ev...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:33:00 GMT

Butternut

Wow, you mean to say I haven't blogged since August? I'll be damned. Anyway, I was at the Bloomfield Shure Save tonight in order to purchase a butternut squash. I have a question: when did Shure Sav...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Oh yeah, almost forgot

If you kids aren't busy tomorrow night(Monday, the 27th), then you should head on down to Arsenal Lanes Bowling Alley in Lawrencville and watch my band play the rock and bowl. Yes, Rock and Bowl is a ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Lets try this again

It was my intention to post a blog on Friday, but "an unexpected error" occurred. Fortunately, the error was "forwarded to the Myspace technical group". Unfortunately, this means I have to blog all ov...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:48:00 GMT

Things I bought today.

I made purchases today! I bought groceries! I bought new pants! I bought new shirts! I bought Squirrel Nut Zippers tickets!! I was going to buy a new shower curtain rod, which this house desperat...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:26:00 GMT

Back by popular demand.

It's been quite some time since I've written a blog. However, my friend Zee has requested. . .no, demanded that I post something for her to read. And I'm not one to argue with the fans. So, Zee, this ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:01:00 GMT

don't stick a guitar string in your eye.

Don't stick a guitar string in your eye. It hurts. I accidentally brought the headstock of my guitar too close to my face when I was playing it the other day, and I poked myself in the eye with the en...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 23:28:00 GMT

Sleater Jackson: my treatise on chick bands.

As I was scrambling to turn in my site characterization today for Hydrogeology class, I couldn't help but start to think about "chick" bands You know which bands I speak of. Bands like L7 and Veruca S...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:42:00 GMT

BLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLGOBLOG

Fine. Another BLOG. So, a little over two weeks ago, I moved across the street. Moving sucks. I hate it and I never want to do it again. I mean, I DO want to live somewhere else eventually, but I wa...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:45:00 GMT