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Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month

I ONLY ADD PEOPLE THAT I KNOW OFFLINE OR HAVE MET IN PERSON. feel free 2 add me as a favourite thoug

About Me

HEY HEY HEY... MY ABOUT ME SECTION IS BELOW... ENJOY
i went miami not to long ago.... and all i can say is WOW. dis is jus a taster of whats out der
heyessay & the individual walking down washington ave
american girl getting boyed off by the brits
my 1st ever back flip (my 1st evr evr evr flip)
jada doing a boredom productions jingle for me...
Genuine wet t shirt comp...
the tune "walk it out" by dre 3000 and jim jones is also a dance and here is 1 of Uncle Luke's (2 live crew) freaks doing it in her special way...
a remake of the lion king during sunrise on south beach

THIS IS THE START OF MY ABOUT ME SECTION


Would you mind reading the 'i'd like to meet' section before adding me.
Infact you should read the 'About me' bit while you're here too. No actually hold on, read EVERYTHING, my blogs, the general bit, the music bit even that small print at da bottom pf the page.
And then when you are done. DO IT AGAIN
Don't be afraid. I don't bite, I spit...
STOP THE MUSIC PLAYING BEFORE YOU PLAY THE VIDEO BELOW
CLUB SEXY 01/12/06
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Bank Holiday Sports Day Bonanza (i was filming)
so u want 2 kno about me.
How do i do this now, hmmmm....
I LIKE/LOVE...(in no particular order);CHRISTMAS (& everything to do with it), the 80's/retro comeback & everything to do with that era plus adidas, superbikes, blue, black women, tennis shoes, sony, when things go right, the dark, chicken, inner city(i hate the word urban) sub-cultures, roller disco, fashion and style, driving/riding late at nite, people especially women who can drive (and better still own a car and even bestest stil are fully legit), exclusive or rare items, bargains, live pa's, txt(sms) wording, post-production, guitar, police saying "your free to go", free-running, cameras, myspace, msn, birthday celebratations, paintballing, nostalgia, cruises(river and bikes) coke(the beverage), internet, getting my hair done, life, conspiracy theories(im always amused by them), stunts, ebay, black comedy(black as in black skin), doing 160mph(on private land of course), slang, cutting edge technology, attention, respect and inspiring people(my friends list is looking kinda small at the moment but almost every1 in there will fall in this category).....
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I DISLIKE/HATE... my misfortune with vehicles at the moment, nightclub bouncers (especially that cunt at cc club), nike, people who ask me 4 20p (why is it always 20p), women dat dnt find me attractive, the fact that i have seen every single friends episode yet they continue to still broadcast it, shoe laces, dog shit(y can i spot the most discreet things but nevr dat), people who have no reason to smell really bad. i.e. 1st few minutes in a rave or on your way 2work, people who question the obvious, girls that think im tryin 2 get der number jus cos i tap dem on der shoulder 2 ask em sumthin, tax, the things you have to touch in public toilets i.e. door handles, locks and taps, people who try to look hard in there pics (especially those brandishing baseball bats *shakes head & tuts*), foreign coke, people who ask for 20p and then say can i have a pound when they see your change in the hand, people who trespass in my personal space, that the majority of my friends dont have drivin licenses, people with no common sense, not getting my hair done, people who handle your food and money at the same time (you got 2 scrutinise da staff in bagel king especially wen der busy), thieves(talkin bout people who see u drop something n walk rite behind u n pocket it), girls dat say 'aaaaw u got long hair'(do u think i havent noticed during the last 10 years its been growin), .
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THINGS THAT CRACK ME UP ARE... Borat(i was tryna tell evry1 bout him frm 2001), spontaneous comedy, the fact that i proper did a U-turn frm somebody and ran away in order 2 avoid dem only to bump in to them 30 seconds later, sticky situations my friends are in, some1 droping (dey could be a close relative bt i dont care, im stil laffin inside) dum humans, people watchin me cos of what i wear wen on ends, the supposedly 'thug' breh who RAN out da fire exit when there was a fight 10 metres away in loop in august, the girl from east who bought the same outfit twice in different colours and alternates them every time i see her in a rave( *ahem ment2excel & *ahem ahem urban world rave pics ), people who ask who does your hair(if i said nicole, chantel or karlene, what good is dat information 2 u... lol) da fact i get nervous when police follow me even though im legit, my bredrin dancin, da couple of well known music video girls and channel U babes, who i use 2 chat 2 on facepic b4 they blew up (if u can call it dat).
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thats all i can think of at moment but this list will continue 2 grow until i get dis page sorted.
keep cumin bak dow and watch da growth...
BOREDOM PRODUCTION JINGLE FROM P DIDDY'S DJ CLINTON SPARX
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Boredom will end here.... soon

My Interests

bikes, music, clubs, films, outings and social gatherings.

I'd like to meet:

you

YES, my friends list is small compared to everone elses but i like it like dat & besides remember what dey say, its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean... wait.. dat dont make sense... *scratches head*

PLEASE NOTE:
At this moment in time, my list will only comprise of people that i already know or have met in person.
Please do not get offended by this. I am a really nice guy.... well sort of.

Update:
It seems im still repeating myself. i keep getting a few people who hav a tendency 2 add me without readin da page

tut tut

come on guys work wit me here.. i HATE denying requests! :(

oh yeh
if i say hey wats good.. i genuinley mean that...

& dont get scurd and pull out your cyber shank out on me...

i wont hurt u... unless u ask me 4 20p

Music:

everything.. well almost evrythin

Movies:

anything by rodriguez & tarantino. (imagine my surprise when i heard their nex venture will be 2gether) :)

Television:

The Shield, Third Watch, Have I got news for U, never mind the buzzcocks, c.s.i (bout 4 yrs ago b4 evry1 jumpd on the bandwagon), punk'd, big bro

Books:

i should but i dont read. i kno its bad :(

Heroes:

fantasy: Bruce wayne,
real life: mi madre n the many people who fought, suffered & died to give me the life i have 2day

My Blog

Regarding the Copy Cat Blog below

I USED 2 BE SO HUMBLE ONCE UPON A TIME,I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED?ANYWAYS FORTUNATELY MY OBJECTIVITY OVERCAME MY 'INSIDE THE BOX' TUNNEL VISION AND I AM NOW FREE.SO AS A RESULT I HAVE NOW REMOVED IT....WO...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:36:00 PST

the tub of vaseline in Camberwell

830 pm: i am sittin @ home tryin 2 set my newly built computer to accept data from my video cam when i get a call from chylsi (in top frens). she is in my area and she asks if i can do da favour of dr...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

Watless & I

ladies & gentlemen & hoodrats & goonsthis is jus a quick blog/rant 2 reveal the following bit of informationI HAVE SOME OF THE MOST WATLESS FRIENDS IN SOUTH ENGLAND!!!!some of my friends a...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

2 be or not 2 be.... interesting

on my way 2 collect my car when i recieved a phone call.i answer n its sum1 frm 1 of the agency's i am with."r u free on wed n thur of nex week""yes i am" i sed."ah great well its for a bbc promo"now ...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST

JAN (2 blogs) - a month of new year celebrations & me vs the police yet again

yes yes all...2 my regular readers 4give me 4 not blogin in a wile....2 my new readers welcome n enjoy... u may want 2 read my previous police blogs 2 fully appreciate this new entry.anyways im sure u...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:48:00 PST

2006 wrap up... 2007 is now

this blog is probly gna take a wile to complete so il be doing it in stages....wow... 2006. wat a year 4 me n im sure its been quite a yr 4 all u guys 2.its the year I grew up physically (i turned 25)...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

she is lucky i didnt chip & pin her down & type my pin in her eye

im in da massive boots store in bond st, west end 4 2 reasons...1) 2 look 4 a particular fragance that has been discontinue 4 my madre . 2) 2 see sum1 who sed 2 come visit me in boots bout 6 months ago...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

i was attacked! wer da fuck do bees/wasps go durin winter?

i only ask because....1 nite i was on my bed online on my laptop surfin n doin da usual wen out of nower VVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOMMM.if u evr saw how i ducked in2 my own bed n den dived of da bed (like james ...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

essay vs metropolitan police - 1:0

Yes it happend again. i got stopped by the constabulary. But this time emerged victorious.here is why.....cuttin thru the infamouse "dread house" in kennington and  as i turn the corner i spot a trans...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

C.S.I. KENNINGTON (dont read if ur easily put off)

jus finished work wed nite n i was walkin down da road 2 my friends house.i see 2 white guys point n starin at sumthin on the floor. from where i am all i see is 3 traffic cones n some red and  white ...
Posted by Happy BLACK History Month - Lets unite this month on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST